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Paulie.

So Im a white sox fan and its one if our best players last home game, paul konerko, and Ijust wanna say a few things.

One:he is retireing and so is his number.

Two:hes the only person to score a 1 run, 2 run, 3 run, and 4 run homerun in one post season

Letter

Dear Paulie,

Its been a long run. I remember yelling 'PAULIE! PAULIE' as a 3-year-old when you scored that grand slam in the 2005 world sieres. I remember so many of your other grandslams. You our the white soxes babe ruth(but to us your better cause screw the yankees). You were my pick to click for many games. Im not suprised they already have a statue of you. And one last thing. YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD.....YES!!!

~Your biggest hossier fan