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random oneshot

So a banana kidnapped and monkey to be her slave. The monkey was really a unicorn and loved bananas. A catzilla the came and was about to kill them when a purple pottadotted flying bathtub killing and made the world sparkly. Then the monkey became a unicorn and the banana fell in love with him yet the bathtub loved the unicorn and tried to kill the banana but the unicorn turned him into a oreo. He ate the oreo but then I slaped him cause I want the oreo. The a cow rjding a human wearimg a fadora came and married me but tied me to a house. The banana and unicorn ran off but incou tered VC. They turn VC into a dog who rescued me the turned into a human agaim amd we fall in love. The banana and the unicorm get married and have a banana-unicorn hybrid. Its body was a banana but its had the tail, legs, and head on a unicorn.

And that is how the bananacorn came to exsicte.

Its still a better love story then twilight.