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by lowkeydeactivated

y'ALLLLLLL

THE MOST EMBARRASING THING HAPPENED TO ME AT SOCCER PRACTICE

LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

ok, before I start off, lemme give you some background info;
Soccer practice takes off after school, it's divided into girls and boys. We each have our own teachers and all, and although the school isn't for sports not does it pay A LOT of attention to them, male soccer is one of it's favorites because it wins a lot. Female soccer- eh, not so much. Also, I only know two guys in the soccer team. Let's call em' A and D, yeah?

SO, our coaches decided to put us together, y'know? Girls v Boys. We had our game plan ready and all.

Everything was going terribly, as expected- the boys were winning by four goals, leaving it 4-0, off to such a great start already, right?

wELL IT GETS WorSe!!!

We were on the second half of a game, when a guy, D, passes by with the ball, running towards the goalie. I dash after him but TRIP with MY OWN shoes and fall face first.

but oH NO, HO HO NOOOOOOO THAT ISN'T IT, BC DAMN PARKER LUCK LOVES ME SOOOOOO MUCH

So, i'm falling, watching my life play like a movie before my eyes, when dude D gets startled and momentarily, kinda, somewhat stops. Because why not right????????????????????????????????????

So I fall face first into his ass. Yup. You read that right.

His

Ass

As in the thing that does the squishy so you can sit more comfy? Y u p

I fell on it

AND SINCE HE WAS STARTLED, HIS ASS WAS HARD, SO C R A CK, THERE GOES MY NECK- BROKEN.

I fall to the ground and he quickly passes the ball to one of his teammates- oh, wait, did I forget to mention? sinCE HE HAS THE BALL, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S LOOKING AT HIM SO THEY SAW ME- anywhoooooo

After he's given the ball to his team so they can keep playing, he helps me up and asks if I'm ok, to which I reply with an embarrassed laugh. By now, my whole team was laughing at me. Geeeee thanks

that was basically it but uhhhhhhhhh

Newsflash! LiFe sUckS sOOO00 mUch!

Anyways. Thanks Parker luck, now i'm not gonna crawl up from my cave in a million years.

bYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

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