Happily Murdered (a Jeff the Killer fanfic) (to be edited)

Chapter 16: Zombie days

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They caught me before I could escape. I sit in my cell, with no visits and two guards who accompany me. They change all the time though, so I can't get to them.

"Do you think, as the verse goes by,

That you might be the next to die?

They will wrap you in a big, white sheet

From your head down to your feet.

Then worms crawl in, and worms crawl out.

In your stomach and out your snout

Then your eyes cave in and your teeth decay.

This is the end to a perfect day." I say this to a new guard. They hate it when I say this.

I know that at one point they will run out of guards and have to do loop maybe one day I'll get two I've scared, then I will manage slaughter them and run.

Sounds fun.

Too bad they are taking me back to America soon. Back to Dan.

"Can I go to her funeral." I beg the General. Yes, they did get involved eventually.

"Why?" He growls back

"Because I loved her." It's true. I should of told her, I should of said something. But I got her killed.

"You may watch the memorial service."

"No, I need to see her body to prove its over. I need to see that she is dead."

"The funeral has already happened."

"Dig her up."

"No. Get over it, she's dead." I make my arm a knife and stab a nearby officer. three guards try to beat me, but I repeat the same thing.

"Get over it, he's dead." I stair the General in the eyes when I say this, he then does a small nod.

"Three days in solitary will sort you out."

So I sit, and I wait, and I scream.

~~~Dans Pov~~~

Jeff is coming back soon. I heard that fat pig talking about it. I have had to live in the mansion, and the food ran out a few weeks ago. Because I'm dead I can leave my fingerprints everywhere when I steal.

I plan a big 'shop' tonight so Jeff will come home to a feast.

I really hope he hasn't given up yet.

I remember how shocked the guards were when they saw my body was gone. It was a closed coffin funeral, because it was an empty coffin. A Black Veil Brides song played, Coffin. I couldn't help but laugh, pearched in my little tree.

The priest said a few words, and so did some of my family. Hardly anyone was there; you could of fit the funeral attenders in a shed. It made me feel sad at first, but then I remembered my best friends were shipped to Afghanistan and are serial killers.

I wondered if Jeff would be allowed to come to my memorial service, my adoption mum payed for that. I don't know why she bothered, she knows my body was lost. But, because of my lack of pulse and her ignorance, she thinks I'm dead. They think some sick poedophile took my dead body away and is...

So yh, I'm super bored in the mansion.

I'm waiting outside the police offices, where they will be stored. What the don't know is I am going to break in and see Jeff. I can't wait to see him again.

I'm wearing all white, a white dress I found and no socks. My completion is as pale as ever. I used eyeliner and put black all around my eyes. I have been practising proxy, and I can make two of my teeth into tiny fangs.

I plan to just walk in, demand the gate to be opened and stand outside Jeffs' cell. I'll explain what is happening, then leave after blankly watching him for a while.

Maybe I can make my wings white so I'll look like an ang-

Jeffs here. A few army trucks pull up and creepypastas spill out onto the tarmac. Jeff briefly looks in my direction, stairs at me, does that cute little head shake and walks indoors. He thinks I'm dead. But just for a few, brief seconds he has hope. Hope for a future with me. I should also give his jacket back. just to prove I'm not a vision.

Then that bitch crimson 'killed' me. She told me her name, saw how I was with Jeff and threw me across the room. She said something to Jeff and disappeared. I was barely conscious at the time.

But now I must focus on the task in had. Jeff will see me, I'll make sure. I'll maybe go and see Jack too, since we are such good friends. But Jeff is the priority.

Maybe I should rig the place up, maybe place an explosion behind. Then, if they threaten me I will press a button and the dumpster full of bodies will be gone. Gore will splatter the walls and they will be terrified. Perfect.

I remember that there is a vault in the mansion, but you need a code to get in. Great. I guess I will make a homemade flame thrower then and set fire to someone.

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It's almost time, night has just fallen. I'm all dressed up, in white. I curled my hair and messed it up, then made fake, crusty blood down the dress. I look horrific.

Perfect.

I walk out into the road, not bothering to look left or right. a stunned car driver manages to swerve me, but just in time. The guard inside is terrified.

"Let me in." I demand to him.

"Um... I need name and um..." he shuffles with paper on his desk. "we don't allows visitors at this hour."

"Let me in." I repeat the same thing over and over, until he gives up.

Stupid thing.

Two officers try to stop me, but I just keep walking.

"Miss, this is in-" I push past him and his college to the cells.

"Miss, you may not-" I turn a corner. 20 cells are spread out before me.

Empty

Empty

Empty

Slendy and Jack

Sally and Ben (I guess they got taken out the orphanage)

Smiles and Grinny

Mrs. P is all alone. I almost feel sorry for her.

Jeff

I stop for a moment and turn my head to him. I lock eyes with him. Mine are dark and dangerous whilst his are puffy and red with sorrow.

The tables have turned.

"D-Dan?" Jeff stutters.

"Yes." My voice is very flat and basic. My throat crackles a little, just adding to the disguise. I haven't used it in a couple weeks, so it's gravely.

"Your here! alive! With me!"

"Yes." I repeat.

"How - why - what?" He pauses. "that doesn't matter, get me out of here!"

"No." I present the jacket to him. He looks down and sees my blood covered dress.

"Is that what you wore to the funeral. It's beautiful." I do a small, robotic smile. Whatever happens, Dan must stay dead.

"I must leave now. See you..." I trail off as I leave.

"Goodbye, my love." I can here Jeff slump back to the floor.