3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew they were drunk so turned on the engine and turned it off. He told them, " we have reached "
The first guy gave the money and the other guy said " thank you." The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he had done. But he still asked " what's that for? "
The 3rd drunk replied:
" CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU NEARLY KILLED US!" .............
Lesson:
Don't get drunk.............
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Quotes, jokes, and comebacks
RandomWell............. I think the title says it all. Don't ya think? But this book is sad, funny and moving. I'm just saying