No. 1 you can't wash your eyes with soap
No. 2 you can't count you hair
No. 3 you can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out
No. 4. You just did no. 3
No. 5. When you did no. 3 you realized you look like a dog
No. 6. You're smiling right now cause you were fooled
No. 7 you skipped no. 5
No. 8 you went back to see what no. 5 was
No. 9 you smiled again because you got fooled again
No. 10. Share this with your friend and comment on how they reacted :)
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RandomWell............. I think the title says it all. Don't ya think? But this book is sad, funny and moving. I'm just saying
