Comebacks:
1. Zombies eat brains. You're safe.
2. I don't believe in plastic surgery, but in your case go ahead
3. Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you they can't laugh either

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Quotes, jokes, and comebacks
RandomWell............. I think the title says it all. Don't ya think? But this book is sad, funny and moving. I'm just saying