Danganronpa Oneshots

Camping

AU: University, No ultimates
Ships: Shuichi x Kokichi, Miu x Kaede
Requested By: miu.is.in.the.city
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Word Count: 1885

"I can't believe you Shuichi!" Kokichi called. Him and Shuichi had planned going camping the summer before they started university along with the others. They were going to walk to the campsite together. It was supposed to be romantic, but here they were, fighting. Somehow Shuichi had led them down the wrong trail and now they were lost.

Kokichi sighed. "Ugh I'm so hungryyy. When are we going to get to our tenttt?" He asked. They had taken a break and were sitting down under a tree. The sun was going down and it was going to be dark soon. Shuichi took his water bottle and out and took a sip. He was too ashamed to say anything.

"Hey Shuichi, thanks to you we're going to be one of those people who get lost in the forests and never return." Kokichi said. Shuichi blushed.

They continued to walk through the woods. After around 10 or so minutes it was night.

"Well I guess we can't just keep walking around," Shuichi said.

"No shit!" Kokichi replied, crossing his arms.

"Well we have our sleeping bags and two granola bars so we should just set up camp here and go looking for our tent again in the morning. If we can't find it even then, we can just call the cops." Shuichi said.

Still hesitant, Kokichi pulled his sleeping bag out of his back pack and rolled it out onto the ground. Shuichi followed soon after. After they had both settled down, they ate their granola bars and crawled into their sleeping bags on the cold hard ground.

"Hey Shuichi, what if we get eaten by wolves and die?" Kokichi asked. He was clearly trying to provoke some fear into Shuichi even though he was absolutely terrified himself.

"There are no wolves out here. We're fine." Shuichi said, reassuring him.

Kokichi heard some twigs break and he crawled up to Shuichi.

"H-hey u-uh Shuichi did you hear that?" he asked. Kokichi was trying to act like a rough guy, but it was painfully obvious how scared he was.

After Shuichi got tired of Kokichi clinging to him and being absolutely petrified and bugging him about the sounds, Shuichi got up and rubbed his eyes. He rummaged through his back pack and pulled out a flash light. He shown it in the direction of where the sound was coming from. He saw to people walking around.

"Miu? Kaede?" He asked.

"O-oh! Hi Shuichi! Miu said, looking up from the map Kaede was holding. "What brings you here? Are you here by yourself? Please don't tell me Kokichi is with you!" She said shakily.

Kokichi heard this sprung up from behind Shuichi as fast you can when you are half asleep. " No shit I'm here!" He declared. Kaede sighed.

"Hi Shuichi! Hi Kokichi!" She said politely.

"Don't be nice to Kokichi!" Miu whispered into her ear. Kaede giggled.

"Are you guys lost?" Kaede asked.

"No DUH! They don't even have a tent!" Miu said.

"Well y'all look lost too. I mean, you guys aren't even in your sleeping bags and it's 12:00am!" Kokichi exclaimed.

"W-we're just taking a walk!" Miu said, trying to defend herself.

"Then how come you guys still have your heavy camping back packs on?" Kokichi asked innocently.

"I didn't know that you guys have been beefing." Kaede said jokingly. Her and Shuichi had been best friends since they were kids.

"Was it not obvious?" Miu asked.

"What beef?" Kokichi asked.

Miu admitted that they had gotten lost on their way to the campsite. They all decided to sleep under the tree and go looking for their campsite in the morning when the sun rose again.

They woke up that morning around 7:00am. Shuichi had set an alarm on his phone. They ate some granola bars and then decided to find the campsite.

"Ugh I'm so tired. Why did we have to wake up so earlyyy?" Kokichi asked. He was rubbing his eyes and yawning.

They set back on trail and they started looking for the campsite Kaito and Maki had set up again. They were sure to be worrying about them. They weren't in a super big forest so it wasn't supposed to be hard. After an hour of painful walking, Kokichi decided to give up.

"Maybe we should just go home." Kokichi said. He was exhausted.

"We can't do that just yet! We still have to talk to Maki and Kaito! They still don't know why we aren't there!" Kaede said.

"Yeah cock-itchy!" Miu said in agreement with Kaede's statement. Kokichi didn't care. He was already walking away.

"Wait! Kokichi!" Shuichi called, running after him. Kokichi stuck his tongue out at him mockingly.

"Well I guess we have no choice but to follow!" Kaede said, running after them.

"Are you kidding me?!" Miu exclaimed. She was already exhausted enough from walking, now she had to run?

After catching up to Kokichi they all sat against a tree to calm down. Kokichi has agreed to look for Maki and Kaito for just a little longer before he was allowed to give up and go home. Suddenly, they heard a voice in the distance.

"Oh there you guys are!" the voice said. They knew that voice. It was Kaito. They all looked up and saw Kaito with a popsicle in his hands.

"ARE YOU TELLING ME THE CAMPSITE WAE RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE TIME?" Miu yelled.

"Well, Yeah." Kaito said.

"Where have you guys been? We started the barbecue hours ago." Maki stated.

"BARBECUE? It's ten in the morning!" Miu exclaimed holding out her watch.

"We've been looking for the campsite for the past day!" Shuichi said, scratching the back of his head.

"Really? Well then I guess you guys are hungry! C'mon! We have plenty!" Kaito exclaimed.

They walked up a hill and through a few trees and found the campsite. There were tents designated for each couple there. Sure enough, the barbecue was sitting in the middle next to a picnic table. They all ate like rabbits since they hadn't had food other than granola bars in two days.

"Well I guess we all learned a lesson today." Maki said, the taking a bite out of her food.

"What?" Miu asked.

"Never trust Shuichi or Miu with maps."

A/N This started off as a saiouma fic, but it turned into this shit lol.