It was a normal day, but the silence had been spoiled by a certain crackhead.
Klaus
"What's up fuckers?!?" Klaus asked quoting one of your favorite vines. "WhY dO YoU HAvE MY PhONe?!?" You added to his reenactment. "Fuck you that's why!" He answered. You both became overcome with laughter.
"Can you two be serious for one second?" Five asked, obviously annoyed. "No, sir." You giggled. Five sighed, walking out of the room.
~Time skip brought to you by vines~
"Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side!" Klaus yelled, pointing a ruler at you. "Bitch, I hope the fuck you do! You'll be a dead son of a bitch, I'll tell you that!" You countered.
"(Y/N), can you didgeridon't?" He sighed. "Fuck you!" You laughed. Klaus then began to laugh so hard he fell to his knees. "Are you ok?" You asked, laughing. "Y-yeah." He answered, still on his knees.
~Another time skip~
"That's it you're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!" You yelled. "This house is a fucking nightmare!" Klaus screeched from the top of the fridge.
"Oh my God. Is that allowed?" You asked Klaus, as Five walked in with Delores. "Stop." Five growled. You two burst out laughing, he had just quoted the vine perfectly.
~Last time skip I swear~
"Two shots of vodka." Klaus recited, pouring the whole bottle of vodka into two drinking glasses. "Are you sure about that?" You giggled.
"I have no soul, have a nice day!" Klaus beamed, handing you a paper heart with a smiley face on it. "I don't have one either." You confessed, causing Klaus to laugh harder than before.
~Ok I lied (Last time skip)~
"Man today was great." Klaus smiled. "Hell yeah, it was." You smiled back. "I love you, (Y/N)." He confessed. "I love you, too" You giggled.
~Vines rules👌👌👌👌~
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The Umbrella Academy lemons/One-Shots
FanfictionThere are not that many of these out so I thought I would contribute some. I don't own "The Umbrella Academy"
