The Umbrella Academy lemons/One-Shots

High as a Kite-🍋Klaus🍋

"(Y/N), come on! Just do it."

Klaus had been begging you to get high with him for days. "Pretty please, (Y/N)?" He begged with puppy eyes.

"FINE!" You sighed in defeat. You grabbed the weed chocolate from his hands, snapping off a piece and eating it.

"Sooooo?" He questioned. "It's actually not that bad." You laughed. "See, Klaus was right." He chuckled.

~Time skip to drug city~

You had eaten more of the chocolate and you were starting to feel kind of high. Klaus began to giggle to himself. "What's up, Klaus?" You asked him.

"I just remembered how cute you are. Like a little kitten." He giggled again. His comment made you blush red. "W-what?" You gasped at his words. "I've always thought you were the most beautiful girl I've ever met." He confessed.

You were at a loss for words. "I don't-" you were cut off by him kissing you. The kiss was passionate, yet full of lust. "That was...Perfect." He smiled.

"Wait. I have something else I want you to try." Klaus smirked. He pulled out a baggie full of pills. "Here, take these." He said as he gave you two.

"A-are you sure this is a good idea?" You asked. "Yeah, I take them all the time." He reassured you.

You placed the pills on your tongue, swallowing them. "There you go, that wasn't so hard now was it?" He cooed. You nodded, but you were still confused about the whole situation.

He called you 'The most beautiful girl he had ever met' and now he was treating you like you were four years old.

The pills were starting to kick in and you felt even higher. "You know what would be fun?" Klaus asked. "N-no." You stuttered. He then pulled a vodka bottle out of his coat pocket.

"Drinking all of this." He smirked. "I-I don't know, Klaus. I just t-took those pills." You said worriedly. To be honest, you never ever drank alcohol before, and now he was asking you to take pills and drink vodka?

"Please (Y/N), do it for me? He pleaded. "Ok, fine." You sighed. You grabbed the bottle, twisting the cap off and taking a swig. It didn't burn your throat as much as you thought it would.

Before you knew it you were drunk and high at the same time. This feeling was wonderful, you felt free as a bird. No wonder Klaus was always high and drunk.

"Are you doing ok, princess?" He asked. You nodded staring at the ceiling. "See, told you it would be fine." He chuckled, popping two pills in his mouth and washing them down with vodka.

Klaus sat next to you, placing his hand on your thigh. "You know (Y/N), I've always liked you more than I should." He confessed, his hand going farther up your thigh.

You don't know if it was the pills or the vodka that gave you that sudden burst of confidence, but you decided it would be a good idea to sit in Klaus' lap and kiss him roughly.

He quickly kissed back, his hands tightly gripping your waist. Your hands gripped his hair, which made him softly moan into your mouth. He flipped you so he was on top.

He began to bit and suck at your neck, finding your sweet spot in seconds. "K-klaus~" you moaned, gripping his hair tighter.

He ground his hips against yours, giving you the friction you needed. "Mmmm~ F-fuck~ K-Klaus p-please fuck me." You whined.

"Only because you asked." He replied.

His skilled hands stripped you of all your clothing, then he got up to remove his own. Klaus hovered above you, rubbing his member against your slick entrance.

"Oh, f-fuck." he whimpered as he entered you, your walls clenching around his hard cock. He began to move, pleasure soon taking over your mind.

"You're so tight." He sighed against your skin, his hips rocking faster against yours. "Ah, ~ K-Klaus right there." You cried out as he hit your g-spot.

He smirked and continued to hit your g-spot. "Ahh~ D-daddy~ " You gasped in his ear. Your choice of words only made him thrust his hips faster.

You felt your orgasm approaching, but Klaus wasn't slowing down.

"Ahh~ God!" You moaned out as you reached your climax.

Klaus growled, biting his lip as he released inside you. He pulled out and collapsed next to you. "T-That was-" "Amazing?" You cut him off. "Yeah." He chuckled.

~This was so late oof~