life with bighit

groupchat

12:37pm

namjoon: alright guys, are you excited?

jimin: we're gonna have little bangtans 🥰

yoongi: i'm ready to throw hands and make their lives a living hell

hoseok: i'm no mr sunshine when they mess up their choreography

taehyung: i'm not giving them a free pass to touch my yeontan >:0

jungkook: no i'm still the maknae

jin: i'm gonna make them gay, drink alcohol and teach them how to break bigtits shitty rules, fuck bigshit

taehyung: omg

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meanwhile...

taehyung: it's become a habit of yeontan and i to take a walk everyday. i think its too healthy :>

namjoon: im-

hoseok: it's fun how i make you guys laugh
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namjoon: hAhHahahaA :)

jimin: mmm i like playing games and doing chores ☺️🌈 ✨

jin: nobody asked jimin.,, i still love you now shush

jimin: teehee~ i love u too hyung <3

yoongi: why are you all so fucking hyped up about littlest things why dont you all sleep and chill. i'm too fucking lazy to even breathe

jungkook: yoongi hyung have you seen my banana milk?

jungkook: ......hyung?

yoongi:

jungkook:

jungkook: oh shit hes died

jimin: yOoNgi :( i miss you rip 😭😢

yoongi: you dick face i peed and just came back

namjoon: i- i changed my mind. i think we should disband because yall are stupid bitches

hoseok: no u

jin: get wrecked.

namjoon has left the chat

xxx

hey brads im having a midlife crisis atm im gonna try not to rush the next following chapters. jk im too lazy