"rise and shine mother fuckers" bangpd yelled across the mf building with his big ass fire alarm going off.
"bang titty what the FUCK" jin scoffed rubbing his eyes.
"okay, today is the day" pd sighed
"we've already formed a group" he grinned making his face go 3.5 square meters wide.
"it's called txt"
"what the fuck is up with three fucken letters in your goddamn business or fucken company or whatever the fuck" yoongi yelled from his room, irritated smh
"im-... none of your business".. "anyway let me introduce you to them." titty nim called the new members, txt, the group formed in a straight file and introduced themselves
"hello! i'm choi soobin the leader of txt-"
"what the fuck? whats up with tall people being the mothefucking leader?" juancock whimpered.
the rest of the members nodded while bang pd was sweating and casually wiping them off
"u-uhm.. lets proceed" bangtitty demanded
"hey, im choi yeonjun the oldest-"
"so we got some competition here yeah?" jins eyes were squinting in challenge. yeonjun pursed his lips
"hiii im choi beomgyu-"
"three choi's?!" jimin piped
"okay. CAN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SHUT YOUR FACES-" "i- uhm.. hahahahahaha oh.. bts! sorry but can you quiet down a lil?"
"we made a mistake-" txt whispered
"oh uhm.. heyy im kang taehyun-"
"WOWOOWOW ALMOST THE SAME NAME AS ME!!"
taehyunG jumped and shook taehyuN's hand
"ooof.. hello guys.. im the maknae, heuningKai! just call me kai-"
"oh so you're the maknae yeah? by the way im jungkook the ORIGNINAL maknae" jungkook grinned in disgust
"oh shit jungkook got some beef" hoseok whispered to the other members
"yeah.. theyre five-"
"WHAT even the FUCK is this? three letters and five fucking members? WHY CANT WE BE EVEN GODDAMNIT" yoongi @/ted titty nim
"alright lets go txt weve got something to finish" bang pd interrupted yoongi
"im still the maknae right?" jungkook was crying while the members were holding him back
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aight.. i hope my fancrackfic makes you all people laugh followed by the next chapters! :)
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life with bighit
Humorjust txt and bts' things ft bangtits also i rushed my bookcover so dont ask i might change it idk
