life with bighit

stupid meeting

like literally

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Bts gathered themselves on their long ass table, thus one by one sat down waiting for

ao3 gang member yoongi ft. namjoon omega leader to come.

yoongi cam and sat down making the rest of the members shut their mouths.
2.5 minutes have passed then joon barged open the door

"alright guys sit down"

"wait, i cant find my phone" joon lifted himself up and started searching for his phone through his pockets

"is it a smart phone?" jin objected

"no its just a stupid phone" joon reassured
"nevermind lets carry on"

"by the way, where is mr taehyung?" gang leader namjoon exclaimed.

"oh sir, i think he lost his phone" jin asnswered.

"i think it got stolen!" jimin added.

"give me sure answers!" namjoon snapped. "im sure he lost his phone." jin reassured,
"im sure it got stolen.." jimin added

"better!" namjoon replied
"ok guys lets settle down." namjoon demanded.

one by one, members slowly crouching and sat down on the floor.

"perfect" namjoon happily cheered.

...

"hello mr park what you got there?" leader namjoon asked

"oh its just chicken breast sir," jimin muttered "because my mom told me that female chickens have good breasts sir" jimin smiled hugely

"oh! thats really good!" joon laughed along

"mmm im so hungry, im so hungry that i could eat a horse" jungkook whined

"somebody called me?" hoseok asked

"uhh. ok," joon gave jungkook a file "take care of this matter." joon demanded

jungkook.exe put his head on the file making the leader go sicko mode.

"what are you doing!"

"sir, im putting mind over matter" jungkook said confidently

namjoon gasped and a smile formed on his lips

"thats why i like you mr jeon" joon playfully nudged jungkook on his shoulder

...

minutes have passed, suddenly taehyung entered the room

"sorry im late sir, but my phone was stolen" taehyung scrathed his nape. "I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOLEN!" jimin nudged jin which causes them to fall over.

"its better late than later" yoongi exclaimed,

"sir i think we should start this meeting" hoseok started.

"and why is that?" yoongi replied

"because at the end of the day... is night."

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a/n

oh my shit i havent updated for 87 months my bad.

HOHOHO LEKAKOWOFJKSJDJS if you're familiar with this or maybe my asian fams then i give credits to (BBG) long story short i stole their lines so dont come for me i thought it was funny :")
credits : bubblegang aka a tv comedy show