life with bighit

recruit

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it was a normal yet pathetic day when bang pd nim suddenly barged in, in to bts' dorm, panting like he saw a lost soul and casually trying to get him possessed down the hall. the group eyed him, eyes were wide as the building.

a panting pd nim started talking

"listen here-, you useless- asshats , we're- apparently gonna have to recruit a new- group"

he was obviously catching his breath. while the group still in shock and confused.

"why so mad, and why out of breath?" namjoon started laughing followed by the members.

pd nim gazed on them with his big juicy fat look

the group shuteth the fucketh up apparently. bang pd caught his breath and furrowed his eyebrows in annoyance.

"alright, we're going to form a new group since you goddamn shitheads are apparently 5 years old here in this company."

"yeah alright, one thing," yoongi asked in monotone. "they should not come near me especially when im sleeping, that includes yall elephant dicks". yoongi snapped  pointing at the members

"hyung thats not nice". jimin teared up.
"okay mr granpa we'll leave you alone" jin defended

"call me that fucking retarded shit again or i'll cut your face until you worldwide handsome face becomes worldwide ugly fucking shit face." yoongi clearly irritated and eyed him in frustration.

trusfrated.

"i-" jin's jaw clenched almost crying but he fought back cause he aint no wuss. but he's clearly gay

"shut your faces before i disband yall shit fucks," bang pd rolled his eyes. "me and your managers or whatever the fuck will hold a big audition-"

"what?"
"what the fuck"
"oh shit"

maknae line said in unison.

"those bitches are going to be younger than you all." bang pd eyed them.

"so that means jungkook is not the maknae anymore?" taehyung pursed his lips

"shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. im still the maknae" jungkook said with watery eyes.

"see you all tomorrow" pd nim grinned and exited the room.

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aight. im sorry-