A Million People...(Short Story/FanFic)

Chapter 12

A/N: this gonna be a fairly boring chapter and i am sorry

"So, Hanna, for this completely professional survey I need to know....are you a top or a bottom?"

"Joey!" Hanna hit him playfully.

"Bottom it is." He smirked for a second and then began writing things down.

"Joey what's this for?" Hanna asked.

"It is for umm....Monica. Yeah Monica needs to know all of this about you because...she's secretly in love with you. Yep." Joey answered, even though his answer sounded more like a question. Hanna laughed loudly and slapped him again.

"Joey! Cut it out."

"Favorite flower?" He avoided her question.

"Um...sunflower for sure." She decided she'd give up on the subject.

"Favorite color?"

"Lavender." Joey wrote down purple.

"Flora or Fa-Fa...Come on just sound it out, Joey. Flora or Fa-uh-na?" Joey struggled to pronounce the word properly.

  "Fauna." She answered letting out a small giggle at Joey's struggle to read properly.

"Oh pfft yeah I...I knew that!" He defended.

"Sure you did." Hanna laughed.

The group put together a list of questions to ask Hanna so they could learn more about her. They'd use their newfound information to do little things to surprise her and show their love towards her.

"What kind of a drunk are you? Violent? Oh I bet you like to fight when you're drunk." He laughed imagining Hanna picking a fight with someone. He looked up from his note pad to meet her eyes. Hanna froze. She didn't like this question. She let out a small cough that sounded like someone had their hands wrapped around her throat.

Joey's eyes went wide as he finally connected the dots of how the question might affect her.

"Hanna, I am so sorry! I didn't even think about it. I don't know why I even asked you that! That's not important." Joey whined.

"Joey it's fine." Hanna breathed in. "How about we get a pizza for dinner? Ill even pay!" She bribed with fake enthusiasm. Joey's interest peaked. If he were a puppy, his ears would've stood straight up and his tail would be wagging.

"Ok! That's fine with me."

Hanna breathed a sigh of relief and phoned for a pizza. The two ate their pizza while Joey did most of the talking, his mouth full of pizza.

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Joey and Chandler sat at the table analyzing the mini Q&A Joey and Hanna did.

"You seriously asked her if she was a top or a bottom?" Chandler looked at Joey. Joey smiled and nodded.

"She's definitely a bottom." Joey nodded.

Chandler put his arms up as if questioning Joeys behavior. He then put them down and shook his head, smiling because he knew he shouldn't expect anything else from Joey.

"What you guys doing?" Monica and Rachel had just walked into the apartment.

"Oh! We got the Q&A you requested, although I think you requested the wrong person to do it." Chandler scoffed.

"Oh boy." Rachel mumbled as her and Monica took a seat next to the boys. Monica grabbed the notebook from Joey's hands. She read through, her eyebrows furrowed.