Harry Potter Jokes/Quotes

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You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.

You say red and black, I say red and gold.

You say Forks, I say Hogsmeade.

You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.

You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.

You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.

You say, "Go to Hell." I say, "Go kiss a Dementor."

You say football, I say Quidditch.

You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter." I say "You must not tell lies."

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.

You say depression, I say, "The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."

You say school, I say Hogwarts.

You say, "I'm going to kill you!" I yell, "Avada Kedavra

You say life, I say Harry Potter♥

Put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!

"Friends would bail you out of jail, best friends would be right in that cell with you in Azkaban saying, 'that was awesome! let's do it again!'

Friends call you at night to see what you are doing, best friends send you a howler and demand why you haven't talked in so long.

Friends would help you up if you fell to the ground, best friends would purposely fall off their brooms to meet you at the ground and laugh along."

~~~lunalovegood114

"Age is just a number, Maturity is a choice"

~~~Harry Styles

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hey everyone!

these r just jokess i found on the internet and my friends told me

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