How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.
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