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How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.

How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. It is the only thing they are good for.

How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.

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