"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
(VOTE IF YOU SAID THIS WITH AN IRISH ACCENT)Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
5. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
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