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REASONS YOU MUST BE A MUGGLE
Tickling your books soothes nobody
Staircases only move when drunk.
You get splinters from riding a broom
Your last ‘Expelliarmus’ was from school.
You can’t turn your pet into anything but traumatized.
You believe Criss Angel: Mind Wank.
Cleaning your wand leads to happy minute.
Being the Chaser gets you arrested for stalking.
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Top 10 Mistakes Made On Your First Day at Hogwarts.
Pissing on the Whomping Willow.
Rubbing Severus Snape’s nose for good luck.
Accidentally saying Avada Kedavra when you sneeze.
Calling Blaise Zabini the “Token Black Kid” in your house.
Going around making friends with the “wrong sort”.
Losing your way and ending up in Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom.
Asking people why they’re white.
Telling Peeves “leave me alone, I’m new here!”.
Feeding the weird creature in your sock drawer.
Greeting Minerva McGonagall with: “Yo, wassup, nigguh”
