Shayne Topp x Reader

The Floor Is My Friend

Y/N opened her mouth but no words came out. After what seemed like decades she finally said: "Seriously??" Noah laughed as he answered. "Yea Seriously, that's sort of a cruel joke." "Says the guy who punched Shayne's nuts." "Shhhh, we don't talk about that."

Y/N looked around. "Where is he anyway?" "He could still be on the ground by the couch." Keith offered. She nodded. "Thanks Keith." Sure enough, Shayne was just passed out on the floor. "Time to get up off the floor." She said, trying to pull him up. "

"The floor is my friend." He argued, not moving at all. "I will dump my coffee on you." He stood up. "You don't even have coffee!" Y/N snapped her fingers. "Tricked you." "What a bully you are." "Yes, give me your lunch money."

He squinted and rubbed his eyes. "Martha?" Y/N laughed. "Do you get your lunch money taken daily or something?" "I get my lunch taken, but to be fair I take theirs too." "That's called sharing Shayne." "I don't care."

"Why were you on the ground?" She asked. "Rock Paper Scissors is brutal." "Yep that's what Noah told me." "Then why ask?" Y/N shrugged. "I dunno, I'm weird." He shrugged. "Yea, why not?"

He rubbed his neck a bit. "You alright?" "Hm? Yea, yea I'm fine." He paused for a couple seconds. "Would you want... To go out for coffee or something sometime?" Y/N managed to not freak out. (I wouldn't be able to manage tbh) "That would be awesome to go out for coffee or something sometime."

He smiled. "Okay, okay great!" He said. When they walked out, Courtney was there. "Y/N! Hey!" "Hey?" She grabbed my shoulders and started shaking me. "Ian wants you to work here!" Y/N covered her mouth as Noah, Keith and Shayne cheered.

"You're kidding!" "I'm not!" Y/N sunk to the floor. "You okay??" "The floor is my friend too." Y/N tried keeping calm but she was having a physical shut down while mentally she was breaking down. In a good way of course.

Shayne lifted her off the floor, and she felt the need to fall to the floor again but his hands lingered on her arms for a bit. "You're not going to fall again?" "No promises." He let go slowly. Y/N clutched her head. "I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out I'm freaking out." She repeated.

Y/N took a quick deep breath. "Okay okay okay." Everyone was grinning at her. "Shhh!! I'm mentally freaking out don't make it worse!" "What do you want us to do? Whistle casually??" Keith asked throwing up his hands.

"Actually now that I think about it, you're right." Y/N agreed. She sat down on the floor again. "This is insane." She mumbled to herself. "Where even is Ian?" She asked. "Watching the meltdown from over there." Noah said nonchalantly.

Ian waved. "Hi."

(Good ending as any. I am currently burning up in an oven known as my house at 12:21 a.m. It's great. I hope this doesn't seem too rushed! I love you all! Adios my friendos!)