Shayne Topp x Reader

Smosh Pit

Y/N groaned, rolling over on the floor. She pulled her phone from her pocket, her eyes still closed. Then she squinted. 12:43 P.M. She groaned again. "Stoooooooooooooop, I'm trying to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep." Olivia complained kicking Y/N's thigh. Y/N kicked her foot in return.

"You guys are loud. Stooooop." Everyone was complaining to the point where they just woke up. "Tell the sun to get out of my eyes." Olivia yawned, sitting on the couch. Courtney, who was still half-asleep sat up and pulled her phone from her back pocket. It was ringing.

"Yeah." She yawned. "Mhm." Pause. "Sure." Short Pause. "Shut up." Then she hung up. she rubbed her eyes as we stared at her expectantly. "What do you need?" She asked. "WHO WAS IT?!" Olivia asked throwing up her arms.

"Oh yeah, it was Noah." Silence. "Courtney. What the hell did he say?" "She's really slow today." Olivia said rolling her eyes. "And every other day." Boze added. Y/N smiled. "Shut up. You're just as bad as Noah. He just asked if we were coming back today and that I should bring more coffee."

"And crack more innocent humans phones?" Boze added putting her hands on her hips teasingly. "Y/N you should come along so if I break another person's phone you can pay." Courtney said ignoring her. "Hell to the yeah!" She said right before she bolted to the bathroom to wash up and brush her hair.

(If you want make-up involved just use your imagination. Cause on my planet we don't have make-up. -Love Hattie)

Y/N walked out of the bathroom, just now noticing that Courtney ha a lot to clean up. "I nominate Boze having to help clean up." Y/N exclaimed. "I nominate Y/N." Boze protested. "Can I get coffee first before you chicks have a cat fight? Thanks." Olivia butted in. Boze flipped me off silently laughing while I waved while grinning.

Suddenly my phone pinged.

Unknown: Hey Y/N it's Olivia :3

Contact Updated

Me: Hey Via how'd u get my number?

Olivia: u think I was gonna be your friend and not have ur number? I borrowed Court's phone.

Me: Well here I am *Ta Da*

Olivia: I'll see u later Y/N bring me coffee plz ;3

Me: maybe

Y/N closed her phone as Courtney honked the horn screaming for me to hop in.

Time Skip brought to you by your favorite pizza place. Also I heard a bit of sirens. Real spoopy.

"Oh by the way Courtney I didn't bring my mons so I'm not paying for broken phones or coffee." Y/N explained. "I hate you." She laughed as I followed her into Starbucks. "What do you want?" She asked. "Something to drink." Y/N answered. "Y/N!" Courtney laughed again. "Y/F/C please and thanks." (Your favorite coffee if you don't remember)

Y/N zoned out at the counter as Courtney listed off the drinks and requested to put the name tag as 'Butt Head' for Noah's. Was Y/N about to meet the whole Smosh Pit gang? Keith? Noah? Shayne? Y/N rubbed her temples. She was... thrilled.

"....put Frog Leg Arms." Courtney ended. Y/N smiled. The woman at the counter looked really confused and amused. "Okay, your drinks should be here in a few minutes." They walked to a table and Y/N immediately blurted: "Am I meeting all of Smosh Pit?" Courtney nodded, fighting to keep the amused smile down.

She couldn't contain her excitement. She walked out of the shop and just started screaming. "HOLY HELL WHAT THE HELL HOW IN HELL YEEEESSSSSS!"

She walked back in, most of the shop was staring at her, some laughed, but Y/N didn't care. She was so pumped to meet the others." Courtney was on the ground laughing. "Are you drunk?" She asked finally sitting up. "Is there a time where I'm not drunk?" Y/N answered.

"Um... Court N Y/N/N?" The woman at the counter called. Y/N burst out laughing as Courtney walked up to the counter and thanked the lady. "LETS GO!" Courtney screamed. (Y/N/N is your nickname. Some people might know already but hey, just in case.)

They piled into the car and with coffee on Y/N's lap they headed out for Smosh HQ.

Another Time Skip Brought to you Walmart.

"Courtney I'm holding the coffee and you're still slower than me." Y/N complained. "No, you're just eager." She teased. "I wonder why?" Y/N groaned. "We're here anyways." Courtney said taking the coffee from me. "COME GET YOUR FRICKIN COFFEE!" Courtney yelled then coughed. "That hurt my voice." She complained.

"Impressive yell though. Look they're all running." Y/N said, nodding toward the running noises. They each lined up and Ian eventually poked his head around the corner. "One of those is for me right?" He said pointing at the coffee. "You snooze you lose." Keith said back.

"Hey, pretty lady that's not Olivia or Courtney, yeah you. What are you doing here? What's your name?" Ian then asked. The others also curiously looked at Y/N. Y/N was too choked up to talk. She just pointed at Courtney and Olivia. "She's my friend, I broke her phone, and wasn't salty about it." Courtney explained. "What's her name?" "Her name is Y/N." Y/N answered, crossing her arms.

Olivia walked up next to Y/N and said: "Hey, hey you got my coffee right?" "Yeah." "Oh thank God. Court said she wouldn't." "I convinced her on the way there." "Oh okay. I owe you."

"What if like... apples grew from the ground and carrots grew from trees?" Shayne asked her. "Then rabbits would have to choose to learn to eat apples or climb trees." Y/N answered. "Imagine watching a rabbit climbing a tree, they'd basically be super squirrels." Shayne laughed. The others laughed as well, as more jokes were cracked, past mistakes were brought up, upcoming events, etc.

Hours had passed with all of you playing different games such as Cards Against Humanity, or 2 truths 1 lie.
Y/N found herself befriending them all.

"Courtney you have next black card." Olivia informed, handing her one. "When I-" Courtney stopped and sighed. "When I pooped, what came out my butt?" "Good question." Y/N said placing down the card 'AIDS Monkeys'. Olivia started laughing maniacally as she set her card next to mine. Cards were set down and Courtney began reading them off: "When I pooped what came out my butt?" She began laughing as she read the first card.

"Backwards- backwards knees, AIDS Monkeys-" The laughter spread like a wildfire, everyone was laughing now. After the laughter started to die down Shayne said: "Aw Y/N your laugh is so cute." Y/N's face heated up as she shook her head, still laughing quietly. (Mine is not adorable XD)

"Can I finish please, thanks. Backwards Knees, AIDS Monkeys, A Bush, and Mom's new boyfriend.... I'm going to pick Mom's new boyfriend." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was mine." Olivia informed taking the black card. "Should we end the game there? It's like.. time-o-clock." Y/N said.

"Yeah she's right." Noah said. Then added, laughing: "Is it just me who ships Shayne and Y/N?" Almost everyone's hands flew up as she hid under the table laughing while waiting for her cheeks to stop heating up. "Y/N come on." Keith laughed. Y/N crawled out from under the table and rose. Courtney came to the rescue. "Y/N you can stay with me again, bye guys!" "Bye Y/N!" All of them said. "Rude!" Courtney teased them. "By Court!"

The whole ride home was just Y/N imagining Shayne's face as he laughed at her jokes, commented on her laughs, and the vote on the ship. Her eyes closed and she could almost see it happen again.

(I'm internally screaming because I can never tell what's good to write and what's bad to write XD  I promised I'd have a part soon so here we go! If there's a few jokes you cringe at that your character said then it's probably jokes I've cracked with my friends before. I've been writing this for 2 hours. You're all my favorite pizza place, goodbye!)