Shayne Topp x Reader

Coffee Or Something

Y/N didn't even bother standing up. She just laid down. "Oh, hey Ian." She greeted nonchalantly. He laughed. He shrugged in a "What can I say?" Manner. "No ones kicked you out yet so yea, you got the job. No resume or whatever."

Y/N widened her eyes. "Was.. my meltdown like my interview or something?" She asked. "Let's work with that." He agreed. "I wish all resumes were like that." Noah said. "Don't we all?" Courtney added.

Y/N shrugged. "Get on my level." She looked over at Shayne and he smiled. "So, wanna go get that coffee or something?" She offered. He looked over at Keith and Noah. "If I stay any longer, I'm in danger of getting hit with a baguette. So yes please."

Y/N laughed. Courtney blew a mock kiss as Shayne and Y/N started heading out. "So, are we getting coffee? Or something?" Shayne joked. "The 'or something', last thing I need is to crack my phone again."

"I'm telling." He teased. Y/N smiled. "Shayne you're so dumb." "I know, I get that a lot." "From Courtney?" "And Noah.. and Keith. But don't be deceived, they secretly worship me for they know my true power." Y/N laughed. "How spooky, I'm truly terrified."

He smiled. "So where is the 'or something' located?" He asked. "Definitely where the 'or something' is located." "Which is?" She held her chin thoughtfully. "Definitely where the 'or something' is located." He hit his head on the steering wheel. "It might as well be here!" He laughed.

"Throw a picnic? Without any food? How dare you even suggest that! Betrayal!" She shook her head. He hit his head on the wheel twice. "We're going to McDonalds." "McMcDonalds." She corrected. "McMcMcDonalds." He added.

"Hey, drive through, or eat inside?" She shrugged. "Eat inside?" Her phone buzzed and she unlocked her phone.

Courtney: How's your date going so far?

Me: I'm giving him a hard time it's great.

Courtney: Lol, how so?

Me: I'll tell you later. We're eating at McDonalds.

Then she texted Ava.

Me: Heyyyyy pick up because you'll wanna hear thissss

She locked her phone but about a minute later her phone pinged.

Ava: What's up?

Me: Believe it or not I got a job at Smosh Pit! Aaaaand...

Ava: AND?!

Ava: I will personally drive over there and shoot you if you don't tell me.

Me: I'm getting McDonalds with Shayne.

Ava: ;)

Me: shut up

She locked her phone before she'd start smiling like an idiot. "You alright?" Shayne asked. "McDonalds has the opposite effect of Starbucks because my phone broke me." He laughed. "It happens."

He parked at McDonalds. "Thanks for coming to McDonalds with me." Y/N smiled. "Yeah, no problem." He smiled back. "It's good to have you with Smosh Pit." He admitted. She reddened a bit but rubbed her arm calmly. "Huh.. how come?" "Because I'm pretty sure if you left I would've never stopped texting you."

(I am a slow updater, but tomorrow is my sisters birthday (I guess later today?) and it's 1:50 A.M. right now so I'm sorrryyyyy! If this is a little rushed and/or bad I'm doing my best, any suggestions are welcome. Adios my friendos! Love you all!)