"Some are born to feast and the others spend the rest of their lives begging for scraps."
"How can I make this the best night of your life?"
"Take me back to Africa."
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We live in cities you'll never see onscreen Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things Livin' in ruins of a palace within my dreams And you know we're on each other's team.
Cady
After the awkward encounter with eating lunch with The Plastics and the constant suggestive looks that were thrown at my brother I now stood in front of Damian and Janis after explaining to them what happened.
"Oh, my God! Ok, you have to do it, OK?" Janis was full-blown laughing at our situation. I was confused. "And you have to tell me all the horrible things Regina says."
"Regina seems sweet." I defended kindly.
"Regina is not sweet. She's a scum-sucking road whore! She ruined my life!" Janis spit out, nose scrunching in distaste.
"She's fabulous but she's evil," Damian explained after using one of the girl's toilets.
"Hey get out of here." A girl shouted at Damian.
"Oh, my God. Danny DeVito. I love your work!" Damian tried hugging the girl but she quickly ran out of the bathroom.
I looked back to Janis. "Why do you hate her?"
"What do you mean?" Janis questions, having a mixed expression on her face.
"Regina. You seem to really hate her." I respond, trying to understand her feelings.
"Yes. What's your question?" Janis asks, seeming confused.
"My question is, why?" I say, trying to get more information.
"Regina started this rumor that she was..." Damian started.
"Damian! Shall we not? Now look, this isn't about hating her, ok? I just think that it would be, like, a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and tell us what they say." Janis persuaded.
"What would we even talk about?" I ask, not used to being in a girl group.
"Hair products." Janis offered.
"Ashton Kutcher," Damian said. Who?
"Is that a band?" I ask.
"Would you just do it? Please?" Janis begged.
"Ok fine. Do you have anything pink?" I tell them, mentally thinking about all the clothes I have that are not pink.
