Rantaro, Is That A Weed?

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Kokichi leaned around a tree, looking both ways before aiming the camera at Shuichi and Rantaro, who were sitting in the grass of the courtyard and chatting. Snickering, Kokichi snuck up behind them, stopping a few feet away.

Completely unaware, the two kept talking, Rantaro picking at the grass and Shuichi fiddling with his hat. Absentmindedly, Rantaro picked a flower to examine it, and that's when Kokichi struck.

"Chris! Is that a weed?!" He shrieked, making himself known and causing Saihara to flinch slightly. Chuckling, Rantaro held raised the flower to look at it closely.

"No it's a-"

"I'm calling the police!" Kokichi yelled, sprinting towards the dining hall and snatching Shuichi's hat as he passed.

"Give it back!" Shuichi yelled, giving chase. Rantaro just laughed and followed at a more sedate pace.

Once Rantaro reached the dining hall, he heard a few short beeps come from the kitchen. Spotting Korekiyo at the table, Rantaro motioned for him to follow before moving to the door. Seemingly amused, Kork complied.

Poking his head in the doorway, Rantaro watched as Monokuma fell down from the ceiling, drawing twin screams of shock from the pair.

"911 what's your emergency?" Monokuma cackled, disappearing as fast as he came. Kokichi giggled as soon as he left, handing Saihara his hat back and readjusting his grip on the camera.

Chuckling, Rantaro slid through the doorway, causing Kokichi to spin the Monopad in his direction. "Mary is that a police?! I'm calling the weed!"

Slipping between the two, Kokichi recorded him as he pressed the buttons for 420 on the microwave.

"Ah. This is my cue, yes?" Kork asked from the doorway, causing Kokichi to whip the camera around and Shuichi's eyes to widen. Rantaro nodded mischievously, and Kork cleared his throat before starting.

"420 whatchu smokin?"

Shuichi choked on his spit. Rantaro grinned in triumph as Kokichi let out a quiet 'Nishishi'.

"How-?" Shuichi started, coughing as he recomposed himself.

"Rantaro offered Monocoins."

Shuichi choked again as Rantaro passed the coins over. Kokichi shut the camera off.

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