You click on the new chapter, looking for more badly written shenanigans with Kokichi and friends. Sadly they were not available today, as Kokichi dragged them all off to celebrate his birthday. Instead, you find Monokuma, who hands you a Monopad full of pre-recorded videos. When you look up from the device, he has disappeared. You shrug, clicking the first video.
It’s Kokichi, standing in the middle of his room. His whiteboard covered in several birthday themed doodles. There’s a map of pictures connected with string in the background. “So I just learned that my birthday is the same day that I was born. Crazy, right?” The video pauses and a few math problems are seen badly edited into the video, X-Files theme playing over it.
The video ends. You click the next one.
This one is Kokichi yet again, this time in the dining hall with a huge plate of cupcakes. He picks up what seems to be yet another one. “I’ve already had like, 4 cupcakes today but, like, it’s my birthday.”
“We’re the calories in these cupcakes!” Cries the cameraman in an awful high-pitched voice (you can easily tell it’s Rantaro). “We don’t count today! Hooray!”
The video cuts to Kokichi outside in a kiddie car, with Shuichi standing beside him dressed as a cop. “Yes I was going 150 miles per hour, but it’s my birthday.” Kokichi explains.
“Oh ho. Well in that case…” Shuichi says, scribbling on a ticket before tearing it off and handing it to Kokichi. The ticket reads “Happy Birthday!” Kokichi and Shuichi give the camera a thumbs up.
The video cuts one last time to Kokichi kicking down the door to the dining hall, clad in his clown mask and holding a pillowcase. “Gimme all your money!” He yells at the people gathered inside, before pulling off his mask. “It’s my birthday.” He explains.
At this, everyone nods and agrees, dropping various items into his pillowcase. The items include a wallet, some keys, a birthday card, and a Spider-Man gift bag. Kokichi visibly perks up at the gift bag.
“Ooh I love Spider-Man.”
The video ends. Disappointed, you click on the last one.
It opens with a shot of an article about the first pictures of a black hole. The camera quickly turns to face Kokichi. “Wow guys, come look at this.” He says, beckoning to someone over his shoulder.
Kaede pops up on his left side. “Wow. It’s incredible.”
“It’s a little blurry, but-“ Kokichi starts, quickly interrupted by her again.
“No no no. I can see it.”
Rantaro comes up and puts a hand on Koikchi’s shoulder. “Man. I can’t believe we’ve come this far as a species.”
“So this took years to capture?” Miu asked, trying to push in closer to see better.
“Oh yeah.” Kokichi nodded.
“I never thought something that destroyed all light and goodness could be so, beautiful.” Kaito stated, slowly joining the others in staring at the screen.
The camera flips around to show a picture of Kokichi laughing in the courtyard pulled up over the article. “Yeah. It’s 12 megapixels.” Kokichi agreed, before pausing. “And I will say that that last comment did hurt my feelings just a bit.”
“It was meant to.” Kaito snorted.
“Ok.” Conceded Kokichi.
The video ends. You are slightly disappointed that there are no more. You call for Monokuma, asking for more vines. He appears, cackling, and tells you that’s your next motive. There will be no more vines until someone dies. You cry out in despair, begging for this not to be true. Monokuma just laughs. You wail in sorrow as the room fades to black.
*CLICK*
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Many thanks to @Hatari-Hikari for reminding me about Kokichi's B-Day bring today. See you guys next time!
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Kokichi Brings Back Vine
FanfictionKokichi and other NDRV3 cast recreating Vines. Oops. My hand slipped and I posted this. Oh well.
