Kokichi Brings Back Vine

Moooooommm

“Heeey! Mom! Hey hey heyyyyy! Mooom! I have a request!” Kokichi called, zipping around a corner and screeching to a halt right before he would have collided with the wall. Tojo paused, looking up from the floor she had just been sweeping.

“What is it Kokichi? And I told you not to call me mom.”

“Whatever Mom! Anyways, what I want is-” He leaned over and began whispering in Tojo's ear. When he finished, Kokichi stepped back, mischievous grin in place and hands clasped innocently behind his back. “Soooo??? Will you??? Please please pleeeeease??? Saihara-chan already agreed to help with the other half!”

Tojo smiled in amusement. “As you wish.”

~~~~~~timeskip and pov change to video being recorded~~~~~~

This time, the camera had been placed discreetly in the corner of the dining hall, angled so everyone's faces were visible. Gathered around the table, everyone was chatting about stuff.

Kokichi came in last, spotting Rantaro and making a beeline towards his seat.

“Come on down to the dining hall, they have a new thing called free- *wheeze* FrEe ShAvAcAdO!”

Rantaro and Shuichi both let out a snort as the rest sighed, already used to Kokichi's antics. They slowly went back to their conversations as Kokichi sat down, winking in Saihara's direction.

This chatter lasted only a few more seconds before Tojo swept in from the kitchen, slamming her hands on the table and causing everyone to jump.

“Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?!” she demanded, making Kokichi giggle. Rantaro flat out laughed and Shuichi almost choked on his drink, coughing as he choked out a response.

“What does that even mean?!” he gagged out, trying to cover his own laughter.

“That's it.” Tojo declared, staring down Shuichi with the Disappointed Mom Face™. “That's a time out.”

“Get on top of the fridge.” She demanded.

Shuichi shot out of his seat, luring Kokichi and Rantaro into another round of wheezy laughter. “What?! Why??!” He cried dramatically, faking offense.

“I don't care. Get on top of the fridge!” Tojo demanded, expression shifting to one of amusement. Shuichi then whirled around, exaggeratedly stomping towards the kitchen.

“THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING N I G H T M A R E!” He screeched, and down went Rantaro, who fell out of his chair and was now cry laughing on the floor.

Kokichi stumbled over to the Monopad and grabbed it, laughing as he struggled to make his way into the kitchen.

Entering the kitchen, Kokichi pans the camera upwards to reveal Shuichi, in all his emo glory, ACTUALLY crouching on top of the fridge.

Noticing the camera, Shuichi let out one last screech. “It'S nOt A pHaSe MoM!”

Kokichi lost it, dropping the Monopad on to the kitchen floor.

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