Free The Future (NOT BEING UPDATED)

Chapter 8

Previously
Then outta nowhere three unicorns appeared and were singing put a banana in you ear
M: ok awkward
Now

U1: Charlie we past through dimensions

Ce: can we please go home now usually when do this either my kidney or horn get stolen

J: we are having unicorn for dinner

S: when you'd get here

J: never left

S: ah okay

Jen then shoots the unicorns but they disappeared after getting killed

J: I swear all that's going on is like our brain is on drugs

S: I know right wait why did you say I was pregnant if I'm not

J: well to scare you

M: your ruthless

J: You say that as if I don't know that already I made myself this way

R: why

J: that way I die a lonely death

Ma: you shouldn't want that and wait when your aunty, mentioned time travel she said that it was impossible unless your an offspring of zervis who's that

J: whispering into Miras ear zeref and Mavis as a couple

Ma: oh my God that's gross

J: hey that happened and we don't care one of them sent us here while the other kill a lucy if we don't stop him so yeah we get to kill him (evil grin) and we have permission from the other brother

A book appears outta nowhere and lands on Jens head

J: ow hmm what's this

Jen picks the book and reads the title

J: fairy tail family lines hmm there a note on here but it's written in Japanese but it says because we are here the books and time are always changing and I'm sorry but I put you guys to far back and because lucy is killed in the year 801 and I put you guys in the year 797 so I can't fix that just really with it again Imma murder both brothers because there pissing me the hell off

R: you know he watches us right

J: yeah I know which why I say I'm going to do it but not how or when

M: wait why does he make her read all the books and notes

R: that's right you don't know Jen reads a higher level then college same with math she's a genius but she does not show it

Gl: why

J: because evil people are dumb but smart when hiding a body but not smart enough

Ma: What do mean not smart enough

J: when hiding a body you must hide all of it that means of course burn it's flesh and guts and heart and all that mumbo jumbo to an ash then spread the ashes at various locations but bones do not burn so easily so to hide those grind them into powder and mix them in with the ashes before you spread them out and about

R: should we be worried that you know how hide a body in plain sight and never get caught

M: yes we should and afraid

S: where did you learn this stuff

J: why do think I watch svu, bones, and other crime shows it teaches you how they do this and that to body to find cause of death of course not really helpful when you give that person a heart attack but since it is a medicine you give them they can find you but of course if the body is not a body or bones they cannot find the body or who killed them After missing for about a year or so the person Is presumed dead and body is missing