What an Atypical Totally Abnormal Girl Wants

Untitled Part 4

It was a lot to take in all at once. My dad was in jail, me and Calum were in love, and I was being adopted by One Direction? It was a lot to deal with but luckily I'm pretty strong. I guess I'm just not like other girls in that way. Unfortunately for me, I hate One Direction. All of the other girls are in love with them but I can't stand them. Especially Harry with his brown curly locks and his piercing green orbs and that stupid British accent.

"Hi darling, we're here to adopt you innit?" Said Harry. I take a good look at all of them. Zayn was fixing his hair in the reflection of the window. How vain.

"Do you have any carrots?" Said the short one loudly. "I'm Louis by the way." I can already tell we're going to get along.

"We can't eat carrots Louis we have to go to Nando's!" Said the guy with the blonde quiff. Suddenly I was hungry so I pulled out the pudding cup the nurse gave me and a plastic spoon.

"AHHHHH!" Yelled Liam. "Not spoons! Anything but spoons!" He hid under my covers not knowing I was naked from my encounter with Calum. I had never been more confused in my life. I guess this was my crazy life now with my five dads.

Harry had a jealous look on his face all of a sudden. Hm. I wonder what that was about. I don't think much about it though.

After waiting for my medications so that I could leave, and hearing the boys yell about spoons, carrots, Nando's, hair and boasting about all the women they've slept with (thanks a lot Harry), we finally get to leave. We all pile into a big black car with a strange man behind the wheel.

"Oi, this is our uncle Simon innit? He's our manager and he takes care of us. He's the one who suggested we adopt a kid in order to show the fans we're down to earth and like doing charity work." Said Louis loudly while munching on carrots from a bag he pulled from under the seats. Does this guy keep food everywhere? I was squished in between Harry and Niall. They're cute, I thought to myself, but I didn't want to become another common directioner. I'm not like other girls. I looked down and realized my IV was still in because they had forgotten to take it out so I reach down and pull it out then threw it out the car window.

"That was hot" growled Harry beside me while putting his hand on my thigh. Ugh, he really is a womanizer. I missed my Calum. I remember our last moments together, just 20 short minutes ago, although it feels like 20 years ago. I remember his confession of love, and then one minute and forty seconds of bliss.

The car pulls up to a large mansion. I was looking forward to getting out of the car, Harry had spent the whole time touching my leg and trying to kiss me while the other boys didn't seem to notice - too wrapped up in discussions about carrots, spoons, and Nando's. I wasn't surprised though. Nobody ever seems to notice me. I mean, even my name is Darkness, something nobody likes. Oops, I must've said that out loud because Harry turned to me and took my face in his hands. I also hadn't realized that I had started to cry.

"I love Darkness. It makes me feel at home." He said, while he licked away my tears. Just how Calum used to. But I was faithful to Calum.

"Sorry, Harry, but I have a boyfriend." I choked through the tears.

"Who, Calum?" He whispered.

"Yeah. We just started dating today."

"We'll see about that love" he winks at me, smirking, then walks off.

"Well this is awkward." Yells Louis, who had just finished his bag of carrots. "Leave the poor girl alone."

"Aw man, he always gets the girls. It's never me." Says Niall sadly. Liam and Zayn decided to try and cheer him up by starting a tickle fight in the car. I sighed and got out. This was my crazy life now. 

***

A.N~Hey guys! It's your quirky cinnamon eggroll here! I know this part is short and I apologize in advance.

Make sure to comment, vote and follow for more Darkness' adventures. Buckle up folks, we have a long road ahead.