Papyrus' dare

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Papyrus: *reads his dare* ALRIGHT, HUMAN. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL MAKE SPAGHETTI FOR THE CHAOTIX AND MY FRIENDS!! THANKS TO ARIA GIVING ME COOKING TIPS, I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S THE BEST PASTA YOU'VE EVER TASTED!!

*Timeskip cuz I'm lazy*

Papyrus: HERE YOU GO, EVERYONE!

Knuckles: wow. This is really good.

Vector: omg, this is amazing.

Charmy: I'm speechless.

Ray: dude, I once tasted some of your pasta, and I honestly didn't like it. No hard feelings, bro. But your cooking has extremely improved. I'm impressed.

Mighty: I have no words to describe what I just tasted.

Matilda: same.

Espio: incredible.

Julie-su: I need to know where you cooked like that. That was awesome.

Saffron: I'm also speechless.

Vermille: very tasty!

Frisk: who gave you extra cooking lessons!? I need to meet them!

Chara: someone must have helped with your cooking skills!

Toriel: Aria! Did you help him? He just made some excellent food.

Asriel: wowie! This is good! Grillby needs to hire Papyrus!

Sans: I'm as impressed as Ray is.

Undyne: Wow! This tastes better than the spaghetti we cooked during cooking lessons!!

Me: I helped him with his cooking. It turns out he adds the box of pasta to the pasta.

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!

Ionic: *eats some spaghetti* it's decent. I've tasted better however.

Papyrus: OH.. I SEE... *Takes off into the forest to cry*

Me: Papyrus, wait! *Chases after him*

Papyrus: *feels insulted* WELL, AT LEAST RAY ADMITTED HIS FEELINGS TO HOW I FORMERLY COOKED SPAGHETTI AND COMPLIMENTED HOW I NOW COOK. *Finished his alone time* YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IONIC SAYS ABOUT MY PASTA! EVERYONE ELSE ENJOYED IT, AND SO DID HE. KIND OF. I SHOULD BE PROUD!! NYEH HEH HEH!

Me: Papyrus! I'm so glad I found you. Everyone else is about to do the outro! Come on!

Papyrus: COMING!! *Follows Aria*

Vector: just in time for the outro! Also...

Me: Vector, don't you friggin dare...

Vector: FIND DA COMPUTER ROOM!!

Papyrus: *bonetrousle plays in the background* NYEEEEEEEEHHH!

Me: VECTOR!!!!!

*After Papyrus and I finished chasing down Vector*

Me: OUTRO TIME!!!

Everyone: cya!!

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