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seokjin: yoongi come on! stop sleeping!
yoongi: [glares] [gets out of bed] [goes to hoseok's room] [points at sleeping hoseok] why would you make me leave my bed when the sun isn't even up yet?

yoongi: bro close your eyes
hoseok: ok bro
yoongi: what do you see bro
hoseok: nothing bro
yoongi: that's my life without you bro
hoseok: bro...

hoseok: suga!~ yes please!~ won't you come and put it down on me?~
yoongi: sure
hoseok: hyung i didn't mean-
yoongi: too late ;)

hoseok: some guy over there just called me ugly...
taehyung: oh hoseok are you ok?
namjoon: pffft that guy is so blind
jeongguk: don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about
seokjin: ya hoseok ur so handsome!
jimin: you're so pretty hoseok, he's just jealous!
hoseok: awww! thanks you guys!
hoseok: ...
hoseok: hey, where's yoongi?
[meanwhile]
guy: OK OK I'M SORRY! NO- AHHH!
yoongi: PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER

hoseok: yoongi why don't you get some sun
yoongi: because i'm standing right next to you
hoseok: bro
yoongi: bro

yoongi: [walking into a bar] i'll have the usual
hoseok, the bartender: got it
hoseok: [goes around the bar to give yoongi a hug] rough day?
yoongi: yeah

drunk hoseok: is it just me or is it really hot in here
yoongi: i understand but why are you taking off MY shirt

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