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hoseok: 911 what's your emergency?
caller: some bitch is talking shit on twitter
hoseok: oh girl what'd she say?
caller: she's saying she hates min yoongi
hoseok: WHAT'S HER @ RIGHT NOW

hoseok: i am one smooth person
yoongi: yeah, as smooth as crunchy peanut butter

yoongi: i waited outside the store for an extra five minutes, where were you?
hoseok: sniffing the shampoo bottles

yoongi: hey, could you help me with this zipper?
hoseok: of course
yoongi:
yoongi: UP, hoseok
hoseok: right, sorry

yoongi: [at a club] do you want to get out of here?
girl: [blushing] sure
yoongi: [already waving at hoseok] good, because i was saving that seat for my boyfriend

yoongi: you're good at everything
yoongi: is there anything you can't do?
hoseok: grow a pair of balls and ask you out
yoongi: what
hoseok: what

hoseok: i'm so manly i'd hug a guy
yoongi: i'm more manlier, i'd kiss a guy
hoseok: [kneeling down] well i'd marry a guy
yoongi: [tearing up] ohmygod

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