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yoongi: you're just giving me a sticker?
hoseok: not just any sticker. that is a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow"
yoongi: i'm not a preschooler
hoseok: fine, i'll take it back-
yoongi: i earned this. back off

namjoon: i'm excited my cupcake!
seokjin: me too honey bunch :>
hoseok: aww that's so sweet :>
hoseok: [to yoongi] how come we don't have any cute nicknames? you know?
yoongi: alright...biscuit head
hoseok: aww :> <3

yoongi: fuck me if i'm wrong but-
hoseok: you're wrong
yoongi: no listen-
hoseok: I SAID YOU'RE WRONG!!!

hoseok: ATTENTION EVERYONE
bts: ??¿
hoseok: babe do the thing
yoongi: [smiles]
hoseok: oh my god y'all seeing that??¿

hoseok: what do you guys have planned for this valentine's day?
yoongi: murder
hoseok: that's the spirit!

hoseok: [jumping out of a closet] BOO!
yoongi:
hoseok:
yoongi:
hoseok: :(
yoongi: ahh! you scared me!

yoongi: DROP out of school! QUIT your shitty job! PUNCH a homophobe!
hoseok: STOP screaming that at the children whenever we pick up our son from preschool they'll EXPEL him

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