YOONGI AS A TOUR GUIDE
yoongi: as you can see korea is filled with many attractions
yoongi: if you look over there on your left, you will see the n seoul tower, ahh yes it's very stunning, isn't it
yoongi: now if you follow me this way, i'll be more than happy to introduce you to korea's national treasures
yoongi: [drops his clipboard]
hoseok: oh! let me get that for you! [bends over]
yoongi: there it is
taehyung: hoseok, how do i ask someone out?
hoseok: well, first you-
yoongi: no, don't ask him. he asked me out in a mcdonald's bathroom
taehyung: ...and you said yes?
hoseok: siri, call dad
siri: calling daddy
hoseok: wait no, not-
yoongi: hello?
yoongi: did you tell anyone we're dating?
hoseok: yes, i have no self control and i told everyone we're dating
yoongi: ok, no need for sarcasm
hoseok: no, seriously, i have no self control and i told everyone we're dating
yoongi: [face palms]
hoseok: would you ever date a girl taller than you?
yoongi: no
hoseok: wow, you're rude
yoongi: hobi, i'm gay
ghost: BOO!
hoseok: ;(
[later that night]
ghost: [about to go to sleep, goes to close window]
yoongi: BOO!
ghost: [screams] BITCH WTF
yoongi: [smirks] you made my angel cry that's why
hoseok: [kisses yoongi's cheek]
yoongi: ew what was that?
hoseok: a-a kiss?
yoongi: disgusting
hoseok: ...
yoongi:
yoongi: do it again
YOU ARE READING
lil sope tingz
Fanfictionjust a bunch of yoonseok/sope memes i found on twt and ig (they aren't actual picture memes, they're typed out memes)
