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jeongguk: ok, so basically when someone says something really cool, you say "wig"
yoongi: oh ok
[later]
hoseok: hyung, i've been meaning to tell you this for the longest time...i think i'm in love with you
yoongi: wig

hoseok: i just don't get it...how cute can yoongi be? i mean everything he does is so cute? i just wanna pinch his cheeks and kiss every inch of his face you know? but every time he smiles at me, i freeze up...why am i like this?
worker: sir this is a kfc drive thru

yoongi: i really hate that jung kid
namjoon: you're holding his hand
yoongi: hatefully

interviewer: let's talk romance. are there any ladies in the picture?
yoongi, leaning forward seriously: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume i was straight so that i can change it immediately
yoongi: and no, no ladies. just my seokkie :)

[meeting yoongi's parents]
hoseok: i'm a big fan of your work

namjoon: what's going on?
seokjin: hoseok thinks "homophobic" means "scared of gay people"
hoseok: [standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with yoongi] if i don't have ₩1,000,000 on my doorstep in an HOUR i swear i will KISS THIS MAN on the MOUTH in front of your CHILDREN

hoseok: yo hyung! wanna ride me?
yoongi, choking: wh-what the fuck?
hoseok, bending down: c'mon i'll give you a lift
yoongi: you mean a PIGGYBACK RIDE?!
hoseok: well, yeah? what else do you want to do?

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