Familiar Stranger

Prank

"Stalker stalker stalker stalker stal-"

"What."

"Well hello to you too Grumpy Dumpy."

"What do you want?"

"Do I need an excuse to call? I dont think so."

"So....whats up?"

"I was and am bored. Entertain me."

"Yeah no thanks. I really dont want to see your form of entertainment. You would probably make me jump off a cliff or something."

"Hey you know. That's a great idea. You should try it sometime. When I'm there to witness of course!"

"God. Are you always this excited?"

"Well of course not! There was that time when......."

"*sign* Here we go again."

"......and lastly, the time when I called you."

"Oh yeah that. I forgot to ask but what was that about again? You sound like you was about to commit murder or something."

"Oh that was nothing. Just my Dingbat of a friend decided it would be a great idea to cover the ground with sprinkles causing me to slip landing on my butt. All the groceries scattered on the floor and most importantly the SNACKS! I was covered with stuffs so I decided to go take a bath. NOT A GOOD IDEA! The water was ice cold. Literally! I could hardly move with one touch of the water from numbness so I then went to change and lay in bed from tiredness but of course it did not went well. Under the sheets were covered with whipped cream! And as tasty as that is, I suggest you never sleep with it. It's disgusting. Then I was going to call her and murder her over the phone but you just had to be in her side didn't you. You evil people!! You're all against me, aren't you?! Think I wouldn't have figured it out?! Well, ha! In your face suckers!!"

"Wait I didn't even know you until you called let alone your friend."

"YOUR POWERS OF PERSUASION IS GOOD BUT YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME STALKER !!! Hahahaha. Waiiiiiiiit a minute. You really are a stalker aren't you?"

"What?! No! Why would I-"

"STALKER ALERT!!! I REPEAT STALKER ALERT!!!"

"Wai-"

"SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP! HELP! AHHH-!"

*HANG UP*

"Seriously. That girl needs help."

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Hiiiiiii people! I have no idea what to say. What do people say in this thing anyway? Well I guess that shall remain a mystery. For now thanks for reading this book. I appreciate it.

💝 Ultimate_Alien