Calien

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Alena Sky - Italics
Alex Millar - Bold

"Hii-ouch!*loud crash*. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! SHEET I AM HURT! AND DYING! I AM REALLY HURT! AHHHH-!"

"Wait. Stop yelling for a minute. What's going on?"

"WHAT'S GOING ON?! I AM LITERALLY DYING HERE AND YOU ASK WHAT'S GOING ON????!"

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry you big cry baby. Just wanted to know what's going on so I can help you and not have to sit here and listen to the process of my hearing being ripped out of me."

"Alright. Have it your way. I'll tell you what's going on.*clears throat* Once upon a time the most amazingly amazing, most innocent-

"*Huffs*"

"-ly amazing, most insanely amazing girl in the world was walking gracefully through the house singing to the birds and whatever other animals on those stupid fairytails or whatever-

"*Laughing his butt off*"

"-THE STUPID BED TRIPPED ME!!!! IT'S SO EVIL!!! THE BED'S EVIL! THE CHAIR'S EVIL! EVEN THAT STUPID CAT THAT'S WATCHING ME LIKE A CREEP IS EVI-WAIT WHAT?!?!?! CAT ALERT! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!*Fake cries*  I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!"

"*Laughs hysterically**Wipes a tear*"

"Hey! Stop laughing! This is a serious matter!"

"Right. A cat thats watching you is a problem? What if its just there to see the show? I mean you are pretty funny when you're freaking out."

"But you're suppose to be on my side! Humph! What if it's possessed? Or worse an aliencat-A CALIEN!!!!"

"........."

"Hey stop laughing!*Fakes pout*"

".........."

"Stop iiiitttt."

".........."

"Fine then if you wanna play like that so can I. HUMPH!-"

*Hangs up*

"Uh....hello? Hello? Whats with that girl and hanging up?"

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Sooooooo what do you think? This will probably be my exact reation in a situation like that lol

😈

THE SUPREME EMOJI

Okay well i have no idea what else to say sooooo byedios!!!!!
Lol

💝Ultimate_Alien


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