This shady bitch...(Bakugo x Cubby!Reader) (Discontinued for now)

3: Shitty Titles And Accidental Flirting

Smh I'm not getting enough attention and I'm sad istg y'all better comment more so my attention hungry ass can feel validated 😔😔😔

"Hi Kacchan!!!!" You said, waving your hand closely to his face.

"Jesus fuck, what do you want, shithead????" He asked annoyed.

You two had developed what you called a passive aggressive friendship. You annoyed each other. He saw it as a nuisance, you saw it as a game. Whoever was winning was unknown. Could there even be a winner???

"Just sayin' hi to my number one friend. My best bud. My ultimate pal-" you got cut off with an explosion to the face, making you cough up ash and soot.

"Awww, don't be like that, Kacchan!!!" You said, never losing the assoholic quality to your voice.

"Go bother that damn Deku or something. Better yet, do a cannonball off a roof." He said, and you scoffed. Suicide jokes were tasteless.

"But bothering you is so much more fun." You said, grabbing his sleeve and wiping off your face. HE'S the one who caused that mess.

"The hell you think you're doing???!?!??!!" He said, pulling away.

"Wiping off my face because of that fucking explosion you caused." You said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "And you call ME stupid."

"Why don't you go fuck off if you're only here to annoy me??" He asked.

"I DID get you a gift, but I take it you don't want it."

"What kind?" He asked, sounding slightly interested.

"You know what?? Text me if you want it. I left it at home." He was taken aback. Were you being this smooth on purpose??? Were you even aware that that was smooth???

"Holy shit fine. It better be good if I'm giving you my number for this shit..." He said, and you handed him a slip of paper with your number.

"Do what you want with it, just don't give it to Mineta." You said, walking away to catch up with Mina.

"Hey, l/-y/n!! You've been pretty friendly with Bakugo, ya know!!!" She said, making fun of your obvious crush on him.

"Fuck off!!" You said, zapping her slightly and then getting a small wave of paranoia.

"..J-Jeez...." You mumbled, reacting to that anxiety.

"Owwwww. You two are so cute though!!!!" She replied, rubbing her arm from the impact.

"We haven't even known each other for that long. I-I just pester him for fun, that's all. You know, it's stupid that you're shipping US of all people. He's constantly bullying me :(" You said, talking faster than usual.

"Bullshit!!! You love him!!!!!!" She said with a shit eating grin.

"Fuck off, no I don't. I can't stand that asshole."

"Then why are you getting so defensive??? Plus, I know how you act when you hate someone, and you are acting the OPPOSITE way towards Bakugo." She said and you just stared at her in disbelief.