This shady bitch...(Bakugo x Cubby!Reader) (Discontinued for now)

5: Oh Shit, We're Neighbors???? Oh Shit, Slight Angst????

Guess what????!??!??!!?? I want attention.

lmao thank all of you  tho ily so much

(Also I'm sorry that I make all of my readers autistic. It won't affect the story too much I just. I dunno. U never see autistic representation so uhh yeah. I'm sorry)

It was after school and you were walking to the café, cake and plant in hand, wondering if you should even go through with it. You got Bakugo a little cactus as a joke since it reminded you of him, but you were still unsure.

That was until you saw a commotion in the home two houses down from yours. You walked over there, wondering what was going on, until you heard a familiar voice.

"WHATEVER, YOU OLD HAG!!!!!!!" It was the guy you were gonna confront???? Oh dear, what was going on??? Was he really yelling at his mom like that???? Oh dear, you would get beat if you talked to yours like that.

You turned to walk away, but he opened the front door the moment you turned around.

"Y/n?? What the hell are you doing here???" He asked, confused and angry about something.

"Oh um...I was kinda walking to the café, then I heard what was going on and I'm like oh shit we really live that close??? It's weird that I've never actually seen you outside of school since we live that close and-...You don't really care about the specifics, but basically, I have the sort of gift thing that I mentioned earlier if you still want it...." J(G)eez, you rambled a lot.

"Is that a fucking cactus??" It was now or never. You got this for a specific reason, you HAD to go through with the joke.

"Yeah, it reminded me of you. Cacti seem like angry plants." He just looked at you then the cactus, wondering why you fucking weird. God, you're so awkwardddddddd.

"Plus, I figured you should have a little plant to carry around with you, Bakugo." You said, not giving him time to register where this was going.

"What the fuck, why??!?!!" He asked, and you had to hold back laughter.

"To replace all of that oxygen you waste when you talk!!!!" You exclaimed, cheerfully. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it. You did the joke. You did it and you laughed at yourself because you're fucking hilarious. John Mulaney who??? We only know Y/n L/n.

He just closed the door in front of your face and then you knocked again.

"What the fuck do you want, lardass??" J(G)eez, that hurt a little (a lot, it hurt a lot).

"I'm not done. I also have something else since you didn't even take the cactus."

"It better be good, or I'm punching you." He said, annoyed.

"Well basicallyyyyyyy. I have this whole deal with said café and sometimes they pay me to bake shit for them since I'm close to the owner's daughter. So. I had this whole chocolate cake ready and then they called off the order soooooo, I have an entire extra cake and no one to give it to. So. I figured that I should give it to you or something. D-Do you want it???" You said, trying to stop fucking blushing.

"Please don't punch me, I worked hard on it....." You said, not liking the silence.

"Holy shit fine. But only because you look so pathetic. Plus. My fatass mom makes me go to some store sometimes and get cake, so you saved me a trip." He said, taking the cake.