"Were all nice here, until we invade Poland"-Germany
(To the tune of Moscow)"Vodka Vodka vodka" -Russia
"We tried to invade America, but they rebelled so we said its because they hated the queen even though she had nothing to do with it OH ITS TEA TIME-" -Britain/UK
"Were known for one person, a cerTAIN YOUTUBER CAN YOY GUESS WHO IT IS-" -Sweden
"Eh maple syrup and mooses mate" -Canada
"Oui Oui retreat-" -France
"U need to fix ur computer? Have you tried hitting it?" -India
"Ello! Welcome to Ireland, were known for potatoes and whiskey! That's about it" -Ireland
"*Censored*" -Japan
"Were not even trying to cross the border, its the people below us giving us a bad reputation" -Mexico
"Hello Mate everything is upside down and WE XANT EAT ANYWERE BUT OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE AND THE SPIDErS arE LIKE SEVEN TIMES TOO BIG"-Australia
"Do we even exist?" -New Zealand
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FanfictionWil include: Headcannons How I gender them (Incase u read my stories) Randomness Russia being depressed af Random Ideas I have for fanfics but am to lazy to make. America