Virginia:You either beat the children
(Slaps West Virginia)
Virginia:OR YOU YEET THE CHILDREN!
(Yeets West VA at North Carolina)
Virginia: That's all f o l k s
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Texas:Is he okay-
Virginia: NO IM NOT BLOODY FOOKING OKAY YOU TALL ASS PUNK
Texas:What happened to him?
Kentucky:He lost DC when it was his turn to watch him
Texas:Oh
Virginia:ILL FOOKING KILL ALL OF YOU BLOODY ASSHATS
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Virginia: Im a simple state
Virginia: I see West Virginia, and I beat him
Texas;YOU BROKE HIS FUCKING RIP CAGE-
Virginia: Hush now. I need to go talk to my boyfriend.
Texas:You don't have one-
Virginia: Shut up asshat I do.
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(South Carolina steals Virginia's phone)
South:PFFF You still call your dad 'Daddy'?
Virginia:....
(Takes back phone)
Virginia, calling that number:You sure?
(Puts it on speaker phone)
North Carolina, over the phone:Hey what's up?
South:What the hell-
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Britain: AMERICA YOUR STATE IS BROKEN AGAIN
Ame:WHICH ONE?
Britain: VIRGINIA
Virginia: IM RIGHT HERE ASSHOLE
Britiain:HOLY SHIT YOUR STILL ALIVE-
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Virginia: Its not a stab wound, its an e x t r a p o k e t
(Virginia proceeds to shove his phone into his own stab wound)
Ame:What the hell Virginia
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