Light Yagami is gay. L is gay. They are all gay.
Light went up to L "Hey broski wanna smash?" he said to small emo 12 year old. "Really bro!" He replied. "Ya bro lets go." Light and L went downstairs to get glass and 2 babies. Once they had their supplies to smash they went into an alleyway to meet up with the clown Bonkers. They set up the glass objects and grabbed their babies by the ankles.
"I love the screams of a distressed newborn child." Light said.
"Me to it pleasures me to hear the screams of a child." L responded.
Light smiled as he threw his baby over his shoulder getting ready to swing at the glass.
"cAn I tRy It OuT!" Bonkers asked excitedly.
Light kicked the clown to the ground and L kicked him with his spiked high heels.
"Don't you talk to us like that we are your grandparents!" L threw his baby at the clown.
"Come on babe lets go kill a tree man." L said dragging his boyfriend behind him on a donkey.
"Okay lets go kill a tree!" Light said cheerfully.
The couple rode off into the sky landing on the moon and watching the sunset while eating their taco bell and drinking skin cells.
