L is nervous. Hes gay with his fam. He jumped off a cliff.
As soon as I dived into the weave I felt my body go numb. I saw the big bad chicken and was moving all around so he wouldn't get me. I looked up and saw Lights face laughing at me, I just dove farther into his weave until I was out of sight. I was swimming through the weave at very high speeds until I finally saw the sign for FreshAvacoda below me. I was nearing the end and I could see Light's living room with his uncle Gary, aunt Susan, brother George, sister Peppa, dad Daddy, and mom Mommy. I waved as I busted through their ceiling.
"Heys friends! I am Lights boyfriend, as of now." I said standing in a t-pose. I need to assert my dominance or they won't take me seriously!
"SIR YES SIR!" George said saluting to me. I had all the power now, with my t-pose and my beautiful sad 12 year old aesthetic they won't be able to resist me!
"BOW DOWN TO OUR MASTER T-POSER!" Uncle Gary screamed dropping to his knees. I grinned evilly, this power was great they would do anything I wanted them to!
After a while of them praising me for being the best and their master t-poser, I heard a faint tune playing.
"... Sweet home Alabama"
What the fuck? Why was this song playing, it reminds me of my family. I shuddered remembering the thing that happened. Everyone got in a circle and started jumping up and down excited.
"OoOoooo! Its our favorite part of the day." Peppa shouted. What was happening, why were they doing this. They must be crazy...
"Excuse me but why are you doing this? Its a bit strange." I asked.
"Oh silly! It the time of day where we praise incest, its a lot of fun!" Mommy said.
"You should join us, I think your the missing piece to our org- I mean praise!" Daddy said laughing.
"Uh no thanks, I've got somewhere to be!" I said nervously. This was a weird family.
"Bye!" They all said in unison waving me off.
I fell down the hole so I could go home. As I heard the awful song getting quieter and quieter I sighed in relief. I was never going to visit lights family AGAIN!
hEy KiDs I hOpE yOu LiKe ThIs ChApTeR i WoRkEd VeRy HaRd On It! FiNd OuT wHaT hApPeNs NeXt TiMe On DrAgOn BaLlZ!
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