You got all of me

With Stupid

I got woken up by a knock on the door. I threw a pillow at J. She didn't stir.

“J” I muttered

Nothing

I looked up and grabbed the pen that was sitting on the nightstand and threw it at her as there was another knock on the door.

“Hmm?” she asked tiredly

“Door” I said putting my head back into the pillow

“Ignore it” J said quietly “if we are quiet whoever it is will leave”

“Juuulllieee!”

Julie and I looked at one another and looked at the time it was 220 in the morning.

“Are you freaking kidding me?” She asked quietly

“So much for your theory” I said “but whoever it is wants you so..”

“But it's to far away” she whined

I sighed knowing that was my cue that there was no way I was getting out of going to the door. I got up and tiredly walked to the door now annoyed. Answered it there stood Jeff holding up what seemed to be a drunk Randy

“He umm said he belonged to you two” Jeff said rubbing the back of his head

I looked at Jeff well more glaring at Jeff “you brought him here...drunk...are you kidding me? Do you know when the last time it was that I had a decent nights sleep? Besides we dealt with him all freaking day”

“Julllie” he sing again

I looked back at Julie who seemed like she was out again or at least pretending to be

“Randy you need to shut your mouth before you get yourself into trouble” I said covering it “Jeff I don't want to deal with him”

“Please Can” he begged

“Only if you are going to come in and deal with him” I muttered

“You mean sleep...here..with you…??” he asked

“I am pretty sure that is what that means” I said opening up the door more for him to walk in

“But where am I going to sleep?” He asked “Julie has the one bed and you have I am assuming the other.”

“Well you either can sleep in bed with Randy or you can put Rand..” but Randy interrupted by stumbling and falling on Julie

“Get the fuck off of me” Julie yelled pushing him off of her “I just want to fucking sleep!”

“Buts I loves you June Bug” he said chuckling

I slowly shook my head “Jeff fix him or this will not end well”

Jeff moved him over and covered him up and then stood there as I crawled into my bed

“Are you just going to stand there?” I asked looking up at him

“I don't..”

“Oh my goodness Jeff just get into bed” I said “I dont bite”

He slowly walked over to the bed and sat on the edge. I rolled my eyes as he seemed so awkward. I pulled him back

“Now here is a pillow cover yourself up and go to sleep. It's not hard Jeff. I am usually not this bitchy but it's like 230 and I am tired as all hell.” I said trying to not snap