At least you dumbasses are here

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Hello humans.

Author-Chan is bored.

It's now time for the time you've been waiting for:

U.A. High!

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I groaned as I sat up from the couch I had been sleeping on. Popcorn had been thrown around here and there, and the T.V. was still on from gaming. Next to me lay Shitty Hair, still oblivious to the fact that I could hear his damn alarm from down the hall. Shaking him, he too had to return to the horrors of real life. (Me every time I wake up for school)

"Mmm- OH HEY BAKUBRO WHAT-"

I slammed my hand over his mouth, massaging my head from the sudden noise. He looked at me apologetically.

"It's mother fucking six in the morning dipshit..." I growled at him. I turned my head towards the hall as I heard footsteps, and Shitty Hair's mom came from around the corner.

"Hello boys! I see you're both awake. Here are the directions towards the school, just don't be late!" She said cheerfully as she handed both of us a slip of paper.

"You're not gonna question why I'm here?" I asked.

"I think I already know." And with that, she went back to what I assume to be her room. I sighed, then went to the bag that I guess is now my only belongings to take with me and looked inside.

"I really don't know how to fucking pack." I muttered to myself as I pulled out clothes.

"Hey, it's fine, you can wear my clothes until you go back to your house for all of your stuff." Shitty Hair suggested. I hopped into the shower first, then Shitty Hair followed suit. We got dressed quickly, ate breakfast, then made our way out of the house. Shitty Hair said bye to his parents, and his dad said that the school would be getting all our shit for us.

That's nice, I guess.

We looked at our makeshift maps and were lost almost instantly.

"What in the actual fuck is this?" I practically yelled.

"Maybe she means head into the forest...?"

"You're tryin' to fuckin' tell me they built a school in the span of two mother fucking days."

"Werewolves." Shitty Hair said calmly.

"Two days." I challenged.

"Knowing the Dekusquad, their whole pack helped." He retorted.

"Stupid nerd... He should be happy I can't punch his skull open."

"I think he became Christian because of it." We both laughed our asses off at this, and I kid you not, everyone on the damn street stared at us.

After a good forty minutes of searching, we found our new school and class. Turns out it's a legit boarding school, and they just shoved us all into one class and hoped that the humans don't question it.

There was a seating chart on the whiteboard, and my eyes found five names instantly.

There was a seating chart on the whiteboard, and my eyes found five names instantly

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