Howling Hell (kiribaku)

We fucked up...

I had so much fun writing this chapter, I nearly creeped myself out laughing.

"I'm on board with that plan!"

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It was Mina's turn, and she decided something a little riskier than normal.

Kami P.O.V.

The plan was simple. Despite Mina being able to hug the firecracker, we all somewhat knew he had a soft spot for Kiri. We escaped the hospital (with help from everyone, even some doctors wanted to see him do things) and made a mad ass dash for the arcade. Once we got there, your home boy put the Alien Queen's plan into motion.

"So, my man, Kiri, I've been wondering." I walked next to the redhead, who was just out of earshot of the ash blonde.

"Wassup bro?" He turned to me, and Sero elbowed Mina, who struck up a conversation with Bakugou.

"Y'know how Blasty Mc Boom Boom is all homo, right?" I said, in my weird meme-lingo.

"Yeah...?" My dude wasn't catching on at all, and for a moment I thought I had more brain cells than him.

"What if he acts differently because he's gay for YOU?" Kirishima nearly choked on air, and waved his hands frantically.

"Nooooo, no no no no. No. We're just bros. He's my best friend, like you, Mina, and Sero. He wouldn't- that's-" He was panicing, and from his expression, I knew he was thinking too hard.

"My guy. Don't think so much. You'll hurt yourself."

Over to Mina's P.O.V.

I got the signal from Sero, and hurried over next to Bakugou.

"Hey Blasty!" I practically yelled, and he glared at me and Sero.

"What the fuck do both of you want?"

"Well, what are you gonna do when we get there? Just shout random strings of curses?" Sero asked, and an evil smile made it's way to our delinquent friend's face.

"That sounds like a fan-fucking-tastic idea." We continued along, making sure that Bakugou didn't notice Kirishima freaking out just behind us on the sidewalk. Kiri just needed a push in the right direction, and then everything else would fall into place.

Back to Kami

It's working! He keeps looking up ahead at Bakugou, who was a little TOO happy to be honest. The look on the explosive teen was semi-murderous, meaning Mina and Sero had his full attention. Shark Boy was scratching the back of his neck, and tried to convince me that his feelings towards the boy was completely friendly. 

Eventually he attempted to change the subject, and because I have no brain cells, fell for it. Before we knew it, we were all standing in front of a bank.

No, we aren't robbing it, but it did come up while we were debating it. The plan was to rile things up like normal, then book it.

Bakugou's P.O.V.

This is a shitty idea. Why did I agree to this. Oh wait, I didn't, Kirishima just smiled at me and I said I was coming.

Fucking hell.

What's wrong with me?

We walked in, and I didn't give the dumbasses a single moment to prepare. I just kicked the door open, and started shouting.

"FUCKING BITCH CUMSLUT OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!"

Pikachu looked betrayed, Plain Face was ready to tape my damn mouth shut, Pinky was already failing at not laughing, and Shitty Hair lost all colour in his face. Everyone looked at us, and we continued walking in, while I let my ever so colourful imagination let loose.

"-AND THE DAMN JACKASS OF CIRCUSES DOIN FUCKIN BACKFLIPS ON SHITTY ELEPHANTS WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMN UNICYCLE."

Pikachu mouthed "what the actual fuck" while the rest of them snickered.

"WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THAT? AND I SHIT YOU NOT, TERESEA, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOUR DAMN PLANTS ARE FUCKING UGLY ALONG WITH YOUR DAMN DAUGHTER. PLASTIC SURGERY WON'T SAVE HER FUGLY ASS, LIKE DAMN."

Everyone watching either laughed or left, and we saw security coming. Exchanging a look, we ran like our lives depended on it.

Unfortunately, we got caught. Even using our Quirks to try and escape, they managed to get us. Dragging us to the police station, we got to hear them call our parents one by one about what we did. Afterwards, the school called them to ask why our parents were shouting at the staff, so on and so forth.

When we got back to the dorms, they were not happy. But we were. Only Shitty Hair had to go back to the hospital since some of his cuts reopened.

Before he left, though, he asked "Who's Teresea?" and I shoved him out the door.

Sero's P.O.V.

Despite having three days of suspension, we were let off pretty easily! The rest of the class (Dekusquad excluded) couldn't stop laughing when we told them, while Iida just scolded us. Bakugou didn't take that well...

"OI, ENGINE LEGS, FUCK OFF"

"MY NAME IS TENYA IIDA!"

"AND I'M BAKUGOU MOTHER FUCKING KATSUKI, KING OF EXPLODO KILLS AND BEST FRIEND TO THESE THREE IDIOTS RIGHT HERE." The class shared a few laughs, before Momo spoke up.

"Guys... Can we please calm down?"

"SHUT IT PONYTAIL!"

"PLEASE REFRAIN FROM YELLING." Iida shouted, and Bakugou was silent for a moment before answering, his face a mix of confusion, then anger, then just downright thoughtfulness.

"You just- fucking hypocrite- Whatever. 'Cmon dumbasses." Assuming he meant me, Mina, and Kaminari, we followed. I heard someone ask about our previous excursions, and smiled as he recounted the two the Dekusquad has seen us do.

In an attempt to calm the forecracker, Kaminari suggested we try writing a song. Bakugou said no immediately, before stopping to think.

"Y'know what? Fuck it. It's gonna be the best god damn song in the world."

"What will it be called?" I asked, hugging my boyfriend.

With a smile, our cult leader replied with "Bakugou."

We finally had one written, and Blasty took the chance to boost his ego. We decided we would perform it to Kirishima when we sneak out, and Mina spoke up.

"We could just sneak out now..."

And then before we knew it, we were sprinting as silently away from the campus as we could.

It's a little short and kinda rushed, but hey, next chappy Bakuhoe gonna punch a broccoli boi's face in-

I  m e a n  w h a t

You saw nothing.

Bye!~