Howling Hell (kiribaku)

The fucking hell are 'vines'?

"You know, we could just leave now..."

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Just a little thing from Author-Chan, I've been trying to switch up how I write depending on who's talking. Kaminari is meme heaven, Sero is sophisticated, Bakugou is swear words every sentence, and Mina is a fangirl's best friend.

Sero's P.O.V.

We set off, knowing full well that the teachers were going to be coming after us about it. Sneaking back into the hospital was simple, Mina started flirting with the receptionist in the lobby and we (the boys) walked past.

I kid you not, Bakugou kicked open the door and yelled "We're back bitch." Kaminari smirked from next to me, we were walking behind the ash blonde. Afterwards, Kaminari marched in, yelling "Wassup fuckers-"

"WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?!" Kirisima responded, quiet enough that the nurses couldn't hear.

"FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!" I finished, and Bakugou only stood back, looking utterly confused.

Walking- more like jogging- up to our redheaded friend's bed, Kaminari seemed like he was in 'yee' mode.

"Yo, bro, you can blasty boom boom boy screech 'skittles.'" He started, and Bakugou looked Kirishima directly in the eyes and mouthed 'translation.'

"Err... Did you know you can aggressively yell 'skittles'?"

"HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU AGGRESSIVELY YELL SKITTLES-" Mina shouted, and in response Kaminari whipped out his phone.

A two second video played, and indeed, a man was aggressively yelling 'skittles.'

"Is that one of your 'vines'?" Bakugou asked, and the entire room was silent.

"Please tell me you know what vines are." Mina deadpanned, and Bakugou shook his head. At this, Kaminari pulled Bakugou, me, and Mina onto the bed to everyone could see his phone (along with Kirishima, of course.)

The entire night we just binge watched vines that were "Kaminari approved."

Mina's P.O.V.

Once we woke up, the guy that was at the front desk walked in. It was only then that I realized he's the same one I was hitting on for the gays- guys- to get past.

"Kirishima Eijirou your parents are- HOW ARE ALL OF YOU HERE?"

"HUh?" I looked up at him, then snapped awake.

"Kiri. Kiri wake up." I whispered to the lawful gay, and he opened his eyes slightly.

"Hm yes what- oh hello sir." Kiri sat up, then smiled at the front desk guy. Leaning over to him, I whispered "Get Blasty up." The redhead nodded, then smACKED THE TICKING TIME BOMB.

"Wake up, lieutenant. It's me, Connor."

"FuCk yOu, daMniT." Was the response, and he glared into Kiri's very soul.

The other two gays were wide awake by now, and Kirishima's parents waltz in to see all of us pretty much sitting in each other's laps.

"You don't answer my texts, and you're still friends with him..." His mother muttered, and Kiri winced.

"Friends with who? You gotta fuckin' problem with us?" Blasty demanded, and she remained quiet for a second, like she was afraid of the firecracker.

"Friends with YOU, Bakugou Katsuki. You've changed so much... Every time you all stay over, I can tell you're rubbing off on Eijirou a little bit more!" Crossing her arms, she stood her ground.

"Mom... Why do you let him stay over, then...?" He asked, and I could tell the rest of the Bakusquad wanted to come to Kiri's and Bakugou's defense.

"Because you're so happy with them! But he isn't the type of person you should associate yourself with!" I looked over, and tears pricked at the edges of the soft boy's eyes. I narrowed my eyes, then looked at my second mom.

"If you have a problem with Bakugou, then you have a problem with all of us." Sero and Kaminari nodded, and Bakugou stood up. It was only then did I see that Kiri was clutching his arm for dear life- not now shipper brain-

"Oi, why hasn't your damn husband spoken, then? Seems like a one-sided opinion, to me." The bangs Bakugou had shadowed his eyes, and from my view, I wouldn't want to piss him off any more.

"I'm fine with you, Bakugou, but she doesn't agree..." The redhead's father said, and his mom scowled.

"I want nothing to do with him! All Eijirou asks about is when he can hang out with him! It's utterly infuriating! Can't you see what that boy is doing to our son?!" The cracking of knuckles filled the room, and eyes landed on Blasty once again.

"Then leave." He said and Kiri's mom gasped, looking to her husband and son for support.

"I'm on his side, mom..." Kirishima put his hand on Bakugou's shoulder, and when the ash blonde looked at him, for a second I thought his glare softened. While this was going down, Sero and Kaminari looked like they were planning something.

Leaning towards me, they included me in whatever scheme they had of making sure she never spoke to us again before-

"DIVORCE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" I looked away from the boyfriends, and at the pissed mom. It hurt seeing her like this, someone I've grown to care about for so long.

"FINE! TAKE THE MESS I'VE TRIED TO RAISE!" She stormed out, and Kirishima's face held pain. The Bakusquad rushed to comfort him, and I smirked seeing Bakugou trying to make him feel better. First Kiri says, 'let us be treated like me,' and I hug him. Then he says 'I'm sad,' and the bad boy is gone- 

"I'm sorry, Eijirou, but it was coming. She has been... Odd, recently." His dad said, and the two hugged. The front desk guy cleared his throat, and to be honest I forgot his ass was even there.

Bakugou's P.O.V.

That bitch! First fucking saying she has a problem with ME, then goes on saying that Shitty Hair is a fucking- whatever. Right now I need to make sure he feels better. At this rate, he's never coming out of the damn hospital, but fuck it.

"We're going out." I told the dude who was awkwardly standing at the entrance the whole time, and he tried to stop me from dragging the redhead behind me. Shooting a glare his way, he shut his mouth before words formed.

"Get the fuck outta my way, unless you wanna be the next person in surgery." I growled, and he moved aside. With my squad behind me and Kirishima's wrist in my hand, we left.

"U-uh Bakugou- you're doing it again-"

"Shut the fuck up, Ki- Shitty Hair."

I looked at Pikachu, no longer walking. The rest of them stumbled to a stop, but I kept my grip firm on the sad boy's wrist.

"Where are we going."

"H-huh?"

"A raid, dumbass." I smirked, and he gave one in return. He rubbed his hands together, looking at each of us individually.

"Why not U.A.?" With an evil glint in everyone's eyes, we made our way to the school we were supposed to be attending for our punishment- and it would probably land us another year there.

But fuck you is all I have to say to the teachers.

Having Kiri's mom be a bitch was kinda an afterthought, but hey, she didn't have a name so no one cares about her-

The best part is, I'm actually trying to get this ship going before we're fifty chapters in and they're still not dating XD