Eh... This was all I felt like posting. There's more but I lost track and couldn't be bothered to scroll down. So I guess that makes this lke.... A drabble? I dunno. Raven is @-goosfraba-
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If Wendy were to sneeze, she'd probably blow the roof off.
If Gajeel were to sneeze, he'd probably snort out nuts and bolts.
But when Natsu sneezed, either a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher suddenly become very useful tools.
Raven sighed as she looked around, "OH natsu.."
"What?" Natsu asked, his voice grating.
"I don't wanna take care of you but I think I have to.."
"Nah. I'll be fine. Just get me a refill on that FIRE EXTINGUISHER or somethin'."
"You can't refill a FIRE EXTINGUISHER.."
"Well then go buy a new one. There's MONEY on the ben- haa.. haa.." he held his hand up to cover his nose and mouth.
Raven STARTED to freak out, finding something to hide his sneeze with/
"ACHOO!" His bed was on fire.
His BED was on FIRE.
"Natsu! YOU ASSHOLE!" She yelled and threw water on him and his bed.
"I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" He grimaced, crossing his arms.
She groaned and kissed his forehead
Natsu's eyes popped open. "I think I have an idea."
"What?"
Natsu stood and ran to the bathroom, shutting the door, therefore locking her out.
Raven facepalmed, sighing softly
It was the sort of solution a child would come up with. But ten minutes and a coughing fit later, Natsu used one arm to open the door, still sitting in a bathtub, wearing nothing but his boxers, with the shower rushing over him. "This way, whenever I sneeze the water'll fix things." He grinned.
Raven sit on the counter and face palms for about 3 minutes. "How did you become like this?"
"Become like what?" he tilted his head like a PUPPY, having no idea what she was referring to.
"Nevermind.." She chuckles and looks at him. He was the cutest and the sexiest thing she has ever seen.
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