Let's add some context behind this. A few days prior to this, Natsu and Gray were in some trouble with Erza. Gray asked Nami for help - her cuteness being used as a weapon - and in return she asked for Gray and Natsu BOTH to crossdress for a day. So here is just the massive conversation and just watch as it slowly becomes the gayest thing Natsu will ever be able to handle experiencing.
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Gray: NUUUUUHH. This is your fault, flame brain!
Natsu: You're the one who thought it'd be a good idea to go for a kid for help!!
Gray: It is your fault for raising your kid like Erza!
Nami: *crosses her arms* I'm not a kid anymore...And what's wrong with aunt Erza?! *huffs* You two aren't even in dresses, yet you bicker like girls. I just wanted to have fun, but I guess not...next time you need help, call someone who's not a "kid" *turns away*
Natsu: Don't talk CRAP about my kid, Droopy Eyes!!! D:<
Gray: *sighs* Okay, let's get this finish with. No taking pictures, Nami!
Nami: *turned back on her heel* I swear I will not take pictures.
Gray: Okay. Guess I can be 'pretty' *rolls eyes heavenwards*
Natsu: So.. How long we gotta do this for? e-e
Nami: "A full twenty-four hours~!"
Natsu: You really wanna kill us, dont'ya? >_>
Gray: 24 hours? e.e
Nami: What? Do you want 48 hours? *grins* Or how about 72?
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Gray: That background. Are you looking for a fight flame brain? XD
Natsu: You're gona pick a fight with me over a background? I think we both know who here's lookin' for a fight! x)
Gray: You look good in my background. I suggest you wear it often. *smirks wickedly*
Nami: Oh, and we could get you one like it, uncle Gray! *grins*
Natsu: *Snickers* Something like that and he'd strip off too quickly.
Nami: Nuuuu! I shall not let him >:O
Gray: Nami, you wouldn't wax my legs right? Natsu, why don't you start dressing up!
Nami: I was thinking shaving...but waxing sounds even better! I didn't get his dress yet...motion sickness got in the way...
Natsu: *Sweatdrops* There's no way you're gettin' me to wax.
Nami: *hands both razers* shave then
Gray: No shaving! O.O
Natsu: What? Are you afraid to go all out Ice Perv? *Grins maliciously*
Gray: Nope. Waxing will do good for my fair skin. *flips extensions*
Natsu: Gra- PFFT! *Laughs his ass off at you*
Gray: Where the eff is Nami? *fans* What are you laughing at, flame brain?!
Natsu: *Continues to laugh* You- Haha- You actually nea- ha- nearly look like a girl!!
Gray: 'NEARLY' is an understatement with you, Natsu. You DO look like a girl.
Natsu: e-e Well you still look like a pervert
Gray: You look like a pedophile. e.e
Natsu: You look stupid. e_e
Gray: Doesn't matter. Your inlove with me. *smirks*
Natsu: How on earth did you get an idea like that? e_e *Sweatdrops*
Gray: *gasps like a queen* YOUR GUILTY!
Natsu: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D LOVE A BASTARD LIKE YOU!!
Gray: *le cries anime tears* LET'S BREAK UP!!
Natsu: o_o; Uh... Sounds good I guess. *Shrugs* Oh, and I'm keepin' the house!
Gray: SO YOU AND I REALLY BECAME AN ITEM?! *hurried to the guild and clears name*
Natsu: YOU'RE THE ONE BREAKIN' UP WITH ME! D:< *Is a lot more confused than he's letting on*
- And then when Erza arrived, things started going to third person -
♛ Erza came in with a cheesecake and heard the last sentence from Natsu "O-Oh my…" She blushed.
❄ "I'm sorry N-natsu! I was just jealous!" Gray said while fake anime tears were streaming down his face. Erza's gone unnoticed by Gray as he was wearing an extensions.
✖ Natsu turned slowly to Erza upon hearing her. "NOONE'S EVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!!!" Natsu whined, pulling his hair and stomping his feet.
♛ Erza gave a horrified look at the both of them "W-W-What's the meaning of this?!?!"
✖ Natsu pointed at Gray. "He started thinkin' I loved him allova sudden!!!" he shouted.
❄ "He confessed his love for me! I am his mistress!!"
♛ "Good Lord, what happened to you two…" Erza muttered, rubbing her nose bridge.
✖ "It's a long story...." he said with a deadpan expression.
♛ Erza bit her lip, looking at the two "Now i don't know what i'm going to do with you two. Are you two gay??" She points her index finger at them.
❄ I gotta go now! Sleep. zzzz. Natsu- be faithful with me, honey! *smooches* XD Bye Erza!!
♛ "What the fcuk…" Erza had the most terrified face.
✖ Natsu falls to the floor gagging and wiping his mouth. "GRAY WHAT THE HELL!?" He shouted. This was even worse than that time he kissed Happy on accident.
"We aren't gay!" Natsu said quickly, furiously rubbing his lips. "Or at least.. Ah'm not..."
♛ "I can't believe you two…" Erza dramatically ran out with anime tears in her eyes
✖ Natsu tried to chase her, but really couldn't move too fast in the dress which was so tight around his stomach. "Erza?!" he shouted, instead.
♛ Erza came back and shakes him rapidly "Say it, Natsu!! ARE YOU GAY?!"
✖ "No- I don't think.." honestly he had no clue about anything to do with sexuality - he'd never thought about it. "I don't like Gray!" that was probably a better conclusion to stick with.
♛ "So, Gray is gay???" She scoffed, raised an eyebrow.
✖ "After that display I wouldn't be surprised..." he muttered, breathing out a small flame.
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