Rusty: Hi, Imma kittypet named Rusty! I need to become a wild cat that eats bones and fur!
Smudge: Why are you leaving? D:
Rusty: I had a dream about catching mice. =.= Now that I say that out loud I see how stupid it is. Well, bye!
-Pops out of scene, and into the forest-
Graypaw: You are a tresspasser! Out!
-Meanwhile in a thorn bush nearby...-
Bluestar to Lionheart: Stop fidgeting! He might see us!
Lionheart: Well excuse me, why did you pick a thorn bush to hide in?
-Back to the fighting-
Rusty: Attack!
Fat body colides with Graypaw, knocks Graypaw to the ground.
Rusty: I win! I'm so KAWAII :3
Lionheart: Are you sure that this fat lump will shape up to become a warrior?
[Bluestar runs up to Rusty and yells in his face]
Bluestar: RUSTY JOIN THUNDERCLAN NOW WE NEED MORE KITTYPETS!
Rusty: k :3
Rusty: Wait a second, I never told you my name... so how do you know it?
Bluestar: ... =_=
Rusty: Oh noes, I hear my housefolk with the tuna can! Sorry, gotta go!
[Rusty Zips off]
-The next day-
Lionheart: Lets go, Rusty.
Rusty: K :3 [jingle jingle jingle]
[Whitestorm makes an irritated face]
Rusty: [jingle jingle jingle..]
Whitestorm: STOP IT!
[jingling stops]
-In the ThunderClan camp-
Bluestar: This is the new kittypet warrior. Rusty, come here.
[jingle jingle jingle jingle]
Longtail: So. Annoying.
[Jumps onto Rusty and startes clawing him]
Rusty:FATTY POWER!
slams into Longtail, and Longtail falls on the floor.
Rusty's kittypet collar: BB :D
[Flies into the air and out of sight]
Bluestar: Rusty is now Firepaw.
Tigerclaw: But..
Bluestar: Silence dumb one!
Firepaw: Derp :3P
//Part two is coming soon :)!
Disclaimer: I do not own warriors by Erin Hunter.
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanfictionInto the Wild chapter by chapter spoofs. I know that a lot of people have been writing these, but I try to keep mine different from theirs- so that you won't be reading something all over again :3 Enjoy!
