I'm sorry that I was neglecting this story, but there are so many warrior cat spoofs on wattpad so I decided to work on my other story for a bit.
But i'm back! Yay!
-Alliehuang
-A little while later-
Bluestar: Firepaw, we're going to the moonstone!
Firepaw: huh? A stone that ate the moon?
Tigerclaw: [growls] It's a shining stone, you piece of fox dung.
Firepaw: [le gasp] OH NO! EVERYONE, THE MOON HAS BEEN EATEN!
One-eye: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu
Half-tail: -.- look at the sky, One-eye.
One-eye: Nuuuuuuu [lifts head] oh.
Firepaw: It's a decoy moon! StarClan ate the real one!
Bluestar: Don't be silly, Firepaw. Our warrior ancestors would Never do anything as daft as that.
-Two books later-
Bluestar: STARCLAN CURSED OUR CLAN! THEY GAVE UP ON US! WE'RE DOOMED! DEATH TO US ALL! [Spazzes out]
Fireheart: I quote, "Our warrior ancestors would Never do anything as daft as that."
Bluestar: [dramatically turning to Fireheart] They have CHANGED. ASDFGHJK;KJHGFDSA
-Back to the present-
Firepaw: Spottedleaf?
Spottedleaf: Yea what loser? I'm still mad at you for the fight Sandpaw and I had over you. [Dramatic sigh] I thought you loved me!
Firepaw: Look, crazy. I just came for the herbs...
-23 Books later-
Firestar: Spottedleaf! Don't die! Please! I love you! Boohoohoo...
Spottedleaf: [dying] Cats can't cry... don't fake it... besides, you only came for the herbs... [ded]
Firestar: Me and my big fat mouth.
Dustpelt: You don't say.
-Back to the present (again)-
-Journeying to the Highstones-
Firepaw: Let's play a game!
Tigerclaw: -_- What game?
Graypaw: [Boops Tigerclaw on the nose] Boop! You're it!
Tigerclaw: Oh, you wanna go? You wanna go?
[Boops Bluestar]
Bluestar: -,- What are you doing? And PAWS OFF MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE IT'S BEAUTIFULLY BEAUTIFUL :3
Tigerclaw: Boop! [kit voice :3]
Bluestar: Boop!
Ravenpaw: Boop!
Tigerclaw: Boo-
Tornear: What in StarClan are you doing?
Tigerclaw: Boop! [Bounces around Tornear]
Tornear: Ehhh... does Tigerclaw have a split personality or something? Because the last time I saw him he was clawing my stomach...
Graypaw: I may have added a bit of catmint into his travelling herbs... =,=
To Be Continued...
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FanficInto the Wild chapter by chapter spoofs. I know that a lot of people have been writing these, but I try to keep mine different from theirs- so that you won't be reading something all over again :3 Enjoy!
